Checking out various taxidermy shops in South Africa the 3 wise monkeys end up the 4 monkeys, with the 4th jerking his gherkin!
And smarter too.
Lady I worked the seasonal job with told the story of their's disappearing. Not wanting to panic her 2 daughters she figure she would just pick up another. So she hatchs her deception and as she get it out finds her new elf is of color. Needs to say a late night trip to Walmart saved her kids any heart ache.
My sammich maker does mine!