I can't even touch my toes without bending my knees.got her phone number?
I can't even touch my toes without bending my knees.got her phone number?
This is why Bob does not have a gun collection & has to play golf or go bowling. Bob is an idiot & most likely a liberal. Bob still has his Biden 2020 sign in his yard.Bob works hard at the plant & spends two nights each week bowling & plays golf every Saturday. His wife wants to reward him for working so hard, so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them & says, "Hi, Bob, how ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled & asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, the waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual & brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable & says, "How did she know you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."
A stripper then comes over to the table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him & says, "Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse & storms out of the club. Bob follows & sees her getting into a cab. Before she slams the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife doesn't believe him. She is screaming at him, calling him every four-letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around & says, "Gee Bob, you picked up a real b---- this time."