Naah, you know you are a bad driver when Siri says "Stop this M....F... car right NOW and let me out before we both get killed!"
I know because I could almost hear Siri saying this when my brother was doing 80 in a 55 zone in the rain outside of Ennis. I am pretty certain the only reason we did not get pulled over was because the both the Sheriff's department and DPS agreed "it ain't worth it."
This a true story - believe it or don't! I'm in my 2014 F250 SuperDuty trying to verbally enter a destination. After multiple times of the GPS bitch saying "I can't find...." or something like that that I unload on the bitch! After an incredibly long string of four letter descriptive terms I stop simply because I'm out of breath. After a brief pause that bitch dares to speak again and uttered these words " I'm sorry you're having a bad day!" Never did/said that again for the next 4 years.