Group story time anyone? Below is the begining of a story involving characters from TX Gun Talk, feel free to write a chapter and keep it going... add your own character or make up others from the board... sometimes it can be fun to read. I started this in Monica's forum in response to a line where she mentions Holsters Gone Wrong!!!
and now for the rest of the story... RIP Paul Harvey
Holsters Gone Wrong OR Texas market title 'When Good Leather Goes Bad' The new video documentary starring Monica Kuehn! Written and directed by Jason of Killer Butler Productions... additional writers from Texas Gun Talk
It was a dark and dreary night on a sweeping ranch somewhere in Texas with barely a star in sight to light the way Miss Sassy the local leather goods proprietor was working on a secret batch of tanning oils. Dressed only in a leather lab coat and 3 inch heels she reached for a bottle of liquid that was given to her by her great uncle Leroy many moons ago. Leroy had been rescued from a tribe of weirdos in some off-beat Asian land while serving as a Coast Guard Special Forces recon scout guy during the Vietnam Conflicted War. Leroy managed to smuggle out the bottle of liquid that was said to have magical powers by the locals.
She gently twisted off the cap of the oil when a quick breeze rolled in through a slightly opened window blowing her hair back leaving a sillouette on the wall from the sole candle burning on the work bench...
She hand rubbed the liquid with a mixture of her normal tanning oil when all the sudden.... (evil music)
The holsters all jumped up and started doing the Thriller dance while Vincent Price's laughter echoed in the small cabin!!!!
She drops the magic bottle and runs for the locked and barred cabin door... then the screen goes dark!
OMG OMG OMG, What happened to Miss Sassy???? The world may never know... unless of course a second chapter is written...
Scene break!!!
When we left off Miss Sassy had run to the door (which was barred and locked) while being chased by a batch of crazy leather holsters that had been hand rubbed with the special concoction of magic asian liquid and tanning oil. The Zombie Holsters were gaining on Miss Sassy when she reached the door and a close up shows the fear in Miss Sassy's big brown eyes when she realizes the door had been locked and barred from the OUTSIDE!!! OH NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
In haste she pulls a 12 guage Saiga with 8 inch barrel, folding stock, and a 30 round drum magazine clip thingy in it loaded with special movie effect exploding shells and starts blasting the rougue holsters in attempts to slow them down! This only nets her a couple of extra seconds to sweep back around and blast her way through the ancient hinges on the door to the cabin!
FREE AT LAST!!!! Miss Sassy starts to run towards the main house when she runs into Sheriff Big Country who was happening by on the lonely country road and saw the very cool exploding 12 guage show going on behind the house. Miss Sassy quickly and almost incoherently screams what was going on and Sheriff Big tells her to run to the house and lock the door and he would check it out...
and now for the rest of the story... RIP Paul Harvey
Holsters Gone Wrong OR Texas market title 'When Good Leather Goes Bad' The new video documentary starring Monica Kuehn! Written and directed by Jason of Killer Butler Productions... additional writers from Texas Gun Talk
It was a dark and dreary night on a sweeping ranch somewhere in Texas with barely a star in sight to light the way Miss Sassy the local leather goods proprietor was working on a secret batch of tanning oils. Dressed only in a leather lab coat and 3 inch heels she reached for a bottle of liquid that was given to her by her great uncle Leroy many moons ago. Leroy had been rescued from a tribe of weirdos in some off-beat Asian land while serving as a Coast Guard Special Forces recon scout guy during the Vietnam Conflicted War. Leroy managed to smuggle out the bottle of liquid that was said to have magical powers by the locals.
She gently twisted off the cap of the oil when a quick breeze rolled in through a slightly opened window blowing her hair back leaving a sillouette on the wall from the sole candle burning on the work bench...
She hand rubbed the liquid with a mixture of her normal tanning oil when all the sudden.... (evil music)
The holsters all jumped up and started doing the Thriller dance while Vincent Price's laughter echoed in the small cabin!!!!
She drops the magic bottle and runs for the locked and barred cabin door... then the screen goes dark!
OMG OMG OMG, What happened to Miss Sassy???? The world may never know... unless of course a second chapter is written...
Scene break!!!
When we left off Miss Sassy had run to the door (which was barred and locked) while being chased by a batch of crazy leather holsters that had been hand rubbed with the special concoction of magic asian liquid and tanning oil. The Zombie Holsters were gaining on Miss Sassy when she reached the door and a close up shows the fear in Miss Sassy's big brown eyes when she realizes the door had been locked and barred from the OUTSIDE!!! OH NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
In haste she pulls a 12 guage Saiga with 8 inch barrel, folding stock, and a 30 round drum magazine clip thingy in it loaded with special movie effect exploding shells and starts blasting the rougue holsters in attempts to slow them down! This only nets her a couple of extra seconds to sweep back around and blast her way through the ancient hinges on the door to the cabin!
FREE AT LAST!!!! Miss Sassy starts to run towards the main house when she runs into Sheriff Big Country who was happening by on the lonely country road and saw the very cool exploding 12 guage show going on behind the house. Miss Sassy quickly and almost incoherently screams what was going on and Sheriff Big tells her to run to the house and lock the door and he would check it out...
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