O = Oh crap the teleprompter flickered
B = Boy keeping these lies straight is a bitch
A = Americans are so gullible
M = My ability to dazzle with BS is profound
A = Americans don't need a future only tax's
He reminds me of Rufus T. Firefly President of Freedonia (Groucho Marx) singing...
"The last man nearly ruined this place
He didn't know what to do with it
If you think this country's bad off now,
Just wait 'til I get through with it"