Hey PETA...READ THIS!!!

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This was the latest PETA ad rejected by NBC, PETA wanted to run this during the parade.

YouTube - PETA: Grace | Thanksgiving ad

Hey PETA, I plan on roasting a big fat 20lb bird Thursday, and I am gonna top it with TURKEY gravy. The mashed potatoes will be topped with TURKEY gravy. The day after, I plan on starting the day off with a Turkey and cheese omelet (turkey AND chicken eggs...suck on that). At lunch I plan on a big ol' fat TURKEY sandwich. And if there happens to be any turkey left after that...TURKEY pot pie baby...

So PETA...BITE ME, oh yeah I am meat. Although truth be told, I am probably made up more of chocolate, with a nougat center.

 

[Dawico]

I don't get it.

I am a member of PETA.

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

If God didn't want us to eat them, He wouldn't have made them taste so good.

 

[MadMo44Mag]

Turkey and ham here Thursday so a little bird and some oinker!
Mmmmmmmmm Good!

 

[Big country]

I have the PETA T shirt! And I will be enjoying the turkey ham duet this thanksgiving myself. And boy do it taste good with a honey glaze.

 

[navyguy]

ha... they should run that just to show what asshats they are.

If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of delicious meat.

 

[Shorts]

BANNED to the kid's table where only nuts and berries are served.

 

[1rightguy]

I like to eat meat and I am all for the ethical treatment of animals.

 

[hkusp1]

i would pay another kid to beat her up. i fully intend on eating an entire ham by myself this thanksgiving, good thing my wife is an RN

 

[TrailDust]

I am a member of PETA.

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

If God didn't want us to eat them, He wouldn't have made them taste so good.

+1 on that, big time!!!!

I've got my own acronym for PETA, to tell them where to go and that's ESAD:

Eat S*** And Die

Works for me.

 

[DCortez]

I'd love a turkey stuffed with duck, stuffed with chicken, stuffed with rabbit, stuffed with squirrel, stuffed with lemming, stuffed with baby turkeys, stuffed with baby chickens, stuffed with baby rabbits, stuffed with baby squirrels, stuffed with baby lemmings, wrapped in a panda skin.

 

[M. Sage]

I like to eat meat and I am all for the ethical treatment of animals.

Yeah, but PETA are just attention whores and very possibly a front for raising funds for radical terrorist groups like ALF.

PETA protests when county animal shelters have to euthanize animals because budgets will only go so far... then they turn around and do the same exact thing! PETA Kills Animals | PetaKillsAnimals.com

 

[hkusp1]

I'd love a turkey stuffed with duck, stuffed with chicken, stuffed with rabbit, stuffed with squirrel, stuffed with lemming, stuffed with baby turkeys, stuffed with baby chickens, stuffed with baby rabbits, stuffed with baby squirrels, stuffed with baby lemmings, wrapped in a panda skin.

mmmmm that sounds tasty DC. lmao

 

[TrailDust]

mmmmm that sounds tasty DC. lmao

Only thing he left off the menu is stuffed baby fur seal. I'd 'et it!

 

[Texas1911]

I plan to eat mass quantities of large bird creatures.

 

[Texas1911]

Only thing he left off the menu is stuffed baby fur seal. I'd 'et it!

Speaking of seals, I do not like the whole clubbing thing. This is the 21st century, learn to use a firearm. That entire process is just savage for no real purpose other than tradition.

 

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I'd love a turkey stuffed with duck, stuffed with chicken, stuffed with rabbit, stuffed with squirrel, stuffed with lemming, stuffed with baby turkeys, stuffed with baby chickens, stuffed with baby rabbits, stuffed with baby squirrels, stuffed with baby lemmings, wrapped in a panda skin.

 

[TrailDust]

Speaking of seals, I do not like the whole clubbing thing. This is the 21st century, learn to use a firearm. That entire process is just savage for no real purpose other than tradition.

I totally agree with that. Shooting is the humane way.

 

[DCortez]

Speaking of seals, I do not like the whole clubbing thing. This is the 21st century, learn to use a firearm. That entire process is just savage for no real purpose other than tradition.

I club them half to death then bring them home for my cubs to finish off.

 

[TrailDust]

There's only one living creature that I'd like to slowly kill with a pair of nail clippers, and it's a human. For PETA, I'm sure killing humans is an acceptable alternative....