The guys in the surveillance van in front of my neighbors house said that they can't get too much closer to you than that camera in your showerhead, mirror, television sets, graduation diploma frame and your porn drawer.
They also said to remind you that you're almost out of "hand" lotion and they know how you hate that.
Awesome! They saw me do that naked cover of Back in Black! I knew I should give 110% and put on a show!