Hope

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hope - [hohp] noun, verb, hoped, hop⋅ing.

–noun

1. the feeling that what is wanted can be had or that events will turn out for the best: Obama gives us hope.
2. a particular instance of this feeling: The hope of a stimulus check
3. grounds for this feeling in a particular instance: The redistribution of wealth is our greatest hope!
4. a person or thing in which expectations are centered: Obama is the Great Mocha Hope
5. the antithesis of hard work and personal accountability: Although I'm gonna collect my government check, sit on my fat butt, and watch Oprah, HOPE will ensure that my life improves.

 

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I guess this applies here to:

Hope in one hand and shit in the other. See which fills up faster.