Houston Native Check-In, Any Fellow Sasquatch/Booger/Skunk Ape Fans/Encounters down here?

[Squanchy]

They come down and check our prostates regularly. All in the name of good health, of course, and nothing to do with our being native to the PNW and prone to acts of weirdness...

Ya they really know how to show a guy a good time!

 

[Squanchy]

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Were they real, someone would have a skeleton by now.

im not so sure about that. you dont often find top of the food chain predator skeletons out in the woods. ive certainly never seen a mountain lion or bear skeleton and have never heard of any freinds or family ever encountering a bear or mountain lion skeleton in the woods. every now and then you might hear of a skeleton being found but its really quite rare for a predator to die in the open to be found. we had a large doe die in the back of our property one spring and by fall the carcass, bones and every shred of evidence that an animal died there was gone. if a large cryptid were to pass maybe the family unit might bring their bodies back to the caves. with the help of federal government and agents covering up their existence who knows whats possible

 

[Sasquatch]

Gorillas were cryptids until they were officially documented and discovered. We still haven't fully explored every inch of ground in the CONUS, even with satellite mapping and imaging. Just because you can see a top down view from the air, doesn't mean you know what its like on the ground.

 

[Squanchy]

Gorillas were cryptids until they were officially documented and discovered. We still haven't fully explored every inch of ground in the CONUS, even with satellite mapping and imaging. Just because you can see a top down view from the air, doesn't mean you know what its like on the ground.

there's just way too many actual encounters from folks out in the woods that have absolutely no reason to lie about it. i dont believe for one second that the thousands of documented encounters (where folks literally break down in tears and trembling in fear just recollecting the encounter) are all fake and made up. we're talking doctors, cops, federal agents, military personnel and soldiers, etc... the government has done a great job with their propaganda machine literally brainwashing the masses into believing all of these folks with encounters are crazy. just mentioning sasquatch in any form of legitimate conversation has people recoiling in bewilderment, their eyes gloss over and almost roll into the back of their heads. A very similar reaction happens with "Woke" folks when you try to talk about common sense topics or biological facts and science aka reproductive organs does not make a person a male or female...

 

[paknheat]

What round for a Squatch ?

Probably the one this guy is using.

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[jak]

Houstonian checking in although lately i spend half my time in Centerville and currently commute to Maine quarterly. Longtime firearm forum member at arfcom SniperHide HKpro etc. oddly enough just recently found out about this forum here at TGT!

Off topic but would love to hear opinions... Just recently got tipped off on a sasquatch podcast that has me really intrigued about these creatures out in the Sam Houston National forest along the San Jacinto and Trinity rivers and up all the way into the Piney woods and the Kiamichi Mountains of Oklahoma. We actually have a couple hundred acres in the Kiamichi mountains with a 10k sq foot home i want to turn into a Sasquatch themed AirBnb lol.

By the way can anyone point me to a Houston based gunsmith for some various handgun slide machining?

Is that Centerville , Tx? In Leon county?

 

[Squanchy]

Is that Centerville , Tx? In Leon county?

yessir

 

[festering]

With all the game cameras out there, if they were real, there would at least 1 non fuzzy picture.

 

[Squanchy]

With all the game cameras out there, if they were real, there would at least 1 non fuzzy picture.

im not so sure. these are nocturnal Hominids we're talking about with probably greater intelligence then any other mammals on the planet minus humans. there are plenty of stories and encounters of them being able to see the infrared easily enough and avoid it in the woods. trail cameras are rarely setup deep in the woods, and even then they are only recording such an infinitesimally small percentage of wooded area that the possibility of catching even some deer, turkey, racoon, etc happens rarely (in regards to the overall population of these animals in the woods) that its no wonder no one is getting good quality footage. the population numbers of these creatures is probably so small they are borderline extinct (humans have killed off these things for thousands of years, they are cannibalistic and have no issues snatching and eating hikers and children/women out of the woods for an easy meal) so its not like the woods are swarming with them like deer or bear populations.

 

[Axxe55]

Justfairwarningbutsasquatchalwasgetsafreepasssinmneckofthewppdsandispartofourfamily

 

[Squanchy]

Justfairwarningbutsasquatchalwasgetsafreepasssinmneckofthewppdsandispartofourfamily

note taken!

 

[seeker_two]

Just fair warning but sasquatch always gets a free passs in my neck of the woods and is part of our family

FIFY.....and glad you posted it.

 

[Axxe55]

note taken!

note taken!

 

[weaverp31]

Welcome to TGT

 

[popper]

Don't know, SIL has a trail cam mounted 6' up a tree, and a pic of a farm cat taking a selfie. Sure a Sas would be just as curious.

 

[chevyext03]

Hello from Dallas

 

[TipBledsoe]

Further proof that Sasquatch exists. Not a fuzzy photo. And even so right here in Wilson county. Possibly kin to @Axxe55

@Squanchy @Sasquatch @festering @paknheat @leVieux @

 

[magholder]

Welcome