I'll either fluff myself up before jumping in the scanner or moaning and grinding while the TSA agent gropes me. I'll be sure to yell "cup my balls bitch!" when walking over for the groping.
I'll either fluff myself up before jumping in the scanner or moaning and grinding while the TSA agent gropes me. I'll be sure to yell "cup my balls bitch!" when walking over for the groping.
That was my plan... then ask the homos if they liked looking at my raging boner.fluff myself up before jumping in the scanner
The best way to secure our air travel is to put it into the hands of the company that stands to loos the most if something goes wrong. Get GUBERMUNT the hell out of it. The airlines themselves would do a much better job than TSA. AND the airline should have the right to refuse to let anyone on board for ANY reason.
Wow! Hope this catches on at DFW. I may just sit around admiring the view....at least the females....LOL. But seriously the TSA has really gone overboard on these full body scanners and if you attempt to opt out.....you get humiliated and IMO grooped instead of the normal pat down search.