Humorous Cop Photos

[Acesn8's]

 

[craigntx]

 

[Big country]

I like this thread I'll see of I can dig up one o saw a while back.

tap talked from a phone yeah im on my phone! it's crazy!

 

[craigntx]

 

[Big country]

We had one years ago where a lady officer had the magazine in her AR backwards in a newspaper picture.

tap talked from a phone yeah im on my phone! it's crazy!

 

[dunnrite]

We had one years ago where a lady officer had the magazine in her AR backwards in a newspaper picture.

tap talked from a phone yeah im on my phone! it's crazy!

I remember that. Was about 10 miles from me

 

[RetArmySgt]

I cant find one i want to post, it has the punk kid with a big smirk getting arrested by a 400lbs'ish cop and the caption says "should i make this fat ass run"

 

[JColumbus]

I remember that. Was about 10 miles from me

I'm amazed at how sad this is. Don't give me that "stressful situation" BS. This is unacceptable.

 

[pvtsnowball82]

I'm amazed at how sad this is. Don't give me that "stressful situation" BS. This is unacceptable.

And just look at that chicken wing!

 

[The_Hunter]

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So this pic was taken by a good friend of mine in College Station. I know the guy that was driving the Vette as well. It always makes me laugh when this pic comes up

 

[JColumbus]

And just look at that chicken wing!

She may have learned it that way. My gramps is a vietnam vet and when we shoot, he shoots like that. Says thats how he was taught.

 

[Dawico]

She may have learned it that way. My gramps is a vietnam vet and when we shoot, he shoots like that. Says thats how he was taught.

She should have spent more time learning to load her firearm.

 

[JColumbus]

She should have spent more time learning to load her firearm.

This post got me banned for a week.

 

[Acesn8's]

 

[benenglish]

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I was actually ticketed by a bicycle cop for exceeding the 5 mile per hour speed limit in a federal building parking garage. He pedalled his little heart out for four stories to catch up to me. I had gotten out of my car and was walking to the elevator when he skidded to a stop in front of me and started his memorized patter: "The reason (gasp) I stopped you (gasp) sir was that (gasp) you were exceeding (gasp) the speed limit (gasp, pant, pant, pant)."

I said "You stopped me?" and could barely keep from laughing. Still, he had a job to do so I just let him write me the ticket and went on inside.

After thinking about it a while, I got irritated so I headed off at lunch to see an old friend, a famous attorney who particularly enjoyed fighting silly stuff like this in federal court. This was a ticket for a violation of federal law taking place on federal property written by a Federal Protective Service officer. Jurisdiction would fall into a Federal District Court. Since I had testified extensively in all 4 Federal District Courts in my town, I knew I had a 50% chance that whatever judge heard the case would throw a fit at the notion that his time was being wasted on a traffic ticket and throw the whole thing out.

The attorney agreed to take the case for free, just for fun. I awaited my court date (which would arrive by mail) with great anticipation. This was gonna be fun.

All this took place in Houston. When I got the assigned court date, the case was set for the federal courts in downtown Miami, Florida.

Bastards. No matter how much fun I was looking forward to (and cramming this stupid crap down the throat of the local FPS cops would have been *serious* fun), there was no way I was going to fly to Miami to fight a $35 ticket. I paid up.

They'll get ya one way or another.

 

[thunderstruck]

No, she has the mag right. Just needs to turn the gun around and pull the trigger.

Really???

 

[robertc1216]

I'm amazed at how sad this is. Don't give me that "stressful situation" BS. This is unacceptable.

how did she get it to stay in there. Just tried putting a full mag in my AR like that, and it falls right out...

 

[bertizzie89]

how did she get it to stay in there. Just tried putting a full mag in my AR like that, and it falls right out...

Glad I was not the only one who tried it lol boggles my mind! she must have tapped that thing in there hard!

 

[Shotgun Jeremy]

That female officer just gave me a headache and a ball of frustration in my chest all at the same time. I got lightheaded....she's the reason you can't count on police to get you out of a bind. Even if they do show up in time to catch the criminal, it may be HER who shows up to save the day.

And yea-how in the hell did she get that thing up there like that?

 

[Bithabus]