* . ..i AM incredibly awesome.. . *

[Glockster69]

Shots fired, shots fired

sent from jennifer lawrence's bedroom

..no worries, he's loaded (with) "blanks"..

 

[ZX9RCAM]

His wife, who is always going on "extended business trips," would tell you different.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Welcome back, have you selected your next target/downfall?

+1

 

[Das Jared]

..no worries, he's loaded (with) "blanks"..

Doh

sent from jennifer lawrence's bedroom

 

[40Arpent]

Welcome back, have you selected your next target/downfall?

I don't select them, they just bring themselves to me.

 

[40Arpent]

..no worries, he's loaded (with) "blanks"..

Your asshole has never complained before.

 

[orbitup]

Your asshole has never complained before.

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[kyletxria1911a1]

I'm not responsible, dude sold me some bad 'shrooms.

Yeah blame it on the veggies

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Your $#@! has never complained before.

You looking down the wrong end of the scope
Didn't you see the sticker? Bout objects appear bigger and all

 

[Jakashh]

I'm not responsible, dude sold me some bad 'shrooms.

Yeah, they didn't work because they were portabella mushrooms and not the magic variety, so you did what you normally do and sent Jared nudes.

 

[40Arpent]

You looking down the wrong end of the scope
Didn't you see the sticker? Bout objects appear bigger and all

TGTalk Forum Rule #73a.2: Black men are not allowed to joke with white men about penis size.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

TGTalk Forum Rule #73a.2: Black men are not allowed to joke with white men about penis size.

Oh snap i miss that one.!!!! Good looking out tiny

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Doooooooooooooooooh!

 

[Das Jared]

So that's why Glockster was asking for more, Pete didn't satisfy him..

sent from jennifer lawrence's bedroom

 

[40Arpent]

tiny

LOL!!!!!!!

 

[Mike1234567]

Oh snap i miss that one.!!!! Good looking out tiny

A man finally had his life in order... successful business man with plenty of money and a nice home... decided it was time to marry a nice girl and start a family.

He wanted a virgin so he devised a plan to find one.

He dated several woman before he finally found the 'right one'.

On every date when he took the ladies home he'd ask each one the same question: He pulled down his pants and asked the ladies, "What do you call this?"

Each time they would answer, "That is a penis".

One day he finally found the girl of his dreams.

He asked her 'the question' and she replied (giggling and sweetly smiling), "That, sir, is a pee-pee".

He was instantly in love and they immediately married.

On their wedding night he once again pulled down his pants and asked 'the question'.

To which she replied (smiling), "That's a pee-pee".

He was going to give this innocent lady an education. So he told her, "No, little filly, this ain't no pee-pee... it's a penis".


She replied, "No, that's a pee-pee". She held up her hands 12 inches apart and said, "A penis is this long and black".

 

[Tejano Scott]

..quality..

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Nice one Mike!

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

group hug!!!!!

 

[GlockOwner]

group hug!!!!!

Not after what happened the last time! I'm still having nightmares!