Intruder calls 911, afraid homeowner may have gun

[Orclin]

This is funny.

Intruder calls 911, afraid homeowner may have gun - CNN.com

 

[RetArmySgt]

Can you say dumbass?

 

[Dcav]

Thats too bad criminal trespass is usually a Class A Misdemeanor IIRC

 

[just jk]

accompanied by two german shepherds

priceless..

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Nice.
...what on Earth was the idiot doing in the shower, anyway!?

 

[just jk]

Nice.
...what on Earth was the idiot doing in the shower, anyway!?

washing up! lol

probably a homeless type more than the hardened criminal - just looking for a bath

 

[Kyle]

Hand over the Suave and nobody gets hurt!

 

[RetArmySgt]

washing up! lol

probably a homeless type more than the hardened criminal - just looking for a bath

How many homeless guys have cell phones? I dont know anyone that has a landline in their bathrooms.

 

[RetArmySgt]

I think he just wanted to make a Clean get-a-way.

 

[just jk]

How many homeless guys have cell phones? I dont know anyone that has a landline in their bathrooms.

you'd be surprised - go to the Dallas library downtown and watch all the homeless types getting on their myspace and facebook pages on the public computers

 

[RetArmySgt]

you'd be surprised - go to the Dallas library downtown and watch all the homeless types getting on their myspace and facebook pages on the public computers

Thats easy if they have been using the computer, they dont have to pay for it but a cell phone is a little different.

 

[just jk]

i work downtown in dallas

i wont say all the homeless have phones but you'd be surprised at how many do

 

[lalonguecarabine]

I gotta say though -
I'm not one of those "shoot first" type of people, but I gotta be honest here: If I came home and found some strange guy using my shower, I'd have my rifle out with bayonet fixed just from being so gaddamned creeped out by some stranger getting naked in my house while I was gone...

...AND THEN USING MY SOAP!!!

 

[just jk]

I gotta say though -
I'm not one of those "shoot first" type of people, but I gotta be honest here: If I came home and found some strange guy using my shower, I'd have my rifle out with bayonet fixed just from being so gaddamned creeped out by some stranger getting naked in my house while I was gone...

...AND THEN USING MY SOAP!!!

i would have had him down on the ground at gun point at the VERY least -to hell with taking a seat on the recliner while we wait for the po-po to show up

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Seriously!
Guys - you know this asshole didn't bring his own soap and shampoo!
...and toothbrush?
Nail clippers?
Razor?

I mean - what the hell else did this naked guy just use on his nasty body that you used to get ready for the day, only that morning!?

 

[just jk]

"umm, you can keep the towel dude"

 

[lalonguecarabine]

"umm, you can keep the towel dude"

LOL!
One of the first things that came to mind was: "He found my awesome porn stash and nutted on my damn bed!"

 

[Kyle]

I would have to refinish my bathroom and burn everything that wasn't screwed to the wall.

 

[AcidFlashGordon]

Too bad the homeowner didn't just grab a shotgun and jack a round into the chamber. That's the sound that will make even the most hardened criminal shit his skivvies......


Which is why I don't keep a round chambered in my Mossberg 590. I WANT the burglar to hear that sound because he'll probably bust his ass getting the hell out of my apartment before I come out of the bedroom.......

 

[matefrio]

Classic man bites dog story.