Jack learns the truth of marriage

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  1. MadMo44Mag

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    Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father SAT him down for a little fireside chat.
    HE says "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said,here - try these on."
    So she did and said, "these are too big, I can't wear them".
    So I replied,"...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
    "Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.
    So on his honeymoon Jack takes offhis pants and says to Jill, "Here, try these on."
    So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me."
    So Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
    Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, "Here, you try on mine."
    So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants."
    So Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
     


  2. 30+GSXR

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    :lolz:
     
  3. Big country

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  4. GM.Chief

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    Lmao
     
  5. DCortez

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    LOL, there's more to being in charge than being bossy.
     
  6. 308nato

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  7. TrailDust

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    Where do you come up with this stuff? That was great!

    :lolz:
     
  8. cuate

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    And the billion dollar golfer took off his trousers and never put them back on except for golf matches...according to the news media....His daddy in law ought to change him from a raging bull to a docile steer, if you know what I mean....
     
  9. TxPhantom

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    That's funny!!!:banger:

    It reminds me of when I 1st learned I was in trouble with the (much) better half. She has what I now call "snit attacks" which are very effective. I don't even know I'm in trouble until I realize she hasen't spoken to me for several hours. When I bring it up I always wish I hadn't!!!:(
     
  10. smschulz

    smschulz Paid for CUT TGT Supporter

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    So what if your wife tries them on and they fit!
     

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