Joke

TXB4Z

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Feb 28, 2008
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Austin, Tx
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk! I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know', said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?'

OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and
a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is ?'

The stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea,'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?'
 

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