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  • TXB4Z

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    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
    stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk! I've heard that flights go
    quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
    the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

    'Oh, I don't know', said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?'

    OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
    question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
    Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and
    a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is ?'

    The stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea,'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
    nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?'
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