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  1. TXB4Z

    TXB4Z Member

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    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
    stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk! I've heard that flights go
    quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
    the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

    'Oh, I don't know', said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?'

    OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
    question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
    Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and
    a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is ?'

    The stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea,'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
    nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?'
     


  2. Acesn8's

    Acesn8's Well-Known

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    haha.gif
     
  3. DrBart2

    DrBart2 Active Member

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  4. 308nato

    308nato TGT Addict

    :rofl:
     
  5. mac79912

    mac79912 Well-Known

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    Great joke.:rofl::rofl::rofl:LOL.
     

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