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  1. kingofwylietx

    kingofwylietx Well-Known

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    Just a funny that one of my friends sent to me. You may have seen it.


    Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Texan?

    Here is a little test that will help you decide.

    The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife and charges at you.

    You are carrying a 40 Cal Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
    just to wound me?

    Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.


    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!


    Texan's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click.. ... (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click

    Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydra-shock hollow points?

    Son: Can I shoot the next one!
    Wife: You're not taking that to the taxidermist !
     


  2. TEXAN!!!!!! All the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:fighting0002::texas:
    My family?:fighting0002:
    My Dad:fighting0010:, my Mom:fighting0010:, My sister:fighting0010: and me :fighting0010:would all be shooting and reloading to shoot again.:fighting0002:
    :texas::fighting0002:
     
  3. LittleGun

    LittleGun Active Member

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    In Texas, we do it right.
     
  4. boycan

    boycan Active Member

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    "Don't Mess with Texas";-)
     
  5. MrsFosforos

    MrsFosforos New Member

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    very rarely do I LOL... but this one got me!
     
  6. BeNotAfraid

    BeNotAfraid Active Member

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    heh! heh! Thanx for makin an old man laff!!!
     

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