Axxe55
Retiretgtshit stirrer
As far as I know, the only legal trespassers from big gov are census workers. Never had one come to the door but they can talk to me outside my house. No trespass signs mean squat to census people.
They don't have any sense around dogs either. Last one that showed up here at the house, drives up in the drive outside the house, jumps out of his vehicle with his clipboard, and starts toward the house. Dogs are barking like crazy, and the idiot ain't paying them no mind.
I was in the garage working on something and he got within about 30 feet of me, and hollered at him to just stop and don't move. (I decided to have a little bit of fun with the idiot!) He stops, and tells me he's taking the census. He started towards me again. I said in very deep and loud voice stop and don't move again unless he wants about five of my dogs to use him for their chew toy. About that time, he looks down and realizes he has quite a few dogs around him, and now he's a little bit concerned. My outside dogs are barkers, and not really biters, but he doesn't know this! He asks his questions and I tell him to very slowly walk to his car and leave!
There was no fear of him getting bitten, but more likely to get slobbered on, but I couldn't resist in having a bit of fun at his expense!