But does it have 22's? I mean if you really want to gay something up just throw wheels at it as well! I can't wait to wear down those tires and ditch the wheels. I'll tie dye them before I let them go. Of course it's also a shit box chevy, so it's seen more time with the hood open than on the road since I've had it. Those tires will likely dry rot before they wear out.
Funny story. A couple of months back, my stepson and I were in Dallas looking over some cars for a replacement for my wife's wrecked car that was totaled. We pulled into a convenience store for gas, and on the other side of the pumps was a jacked up fairly new Ford with big tires and rims. I told him that the driver had penis envy. The owner came out, a short guy in his early 30's, and practically needed a step ladder to climb into his truck. Stepson busted out laughing. And everytime he saw a jacked up truck with big tires, he'd start laughing his ass off!
Had this same discussion with a deputy who pulled me over for 22 in a school zone and then acted awfully disappointed he couldn't haul me out of the car for a public disarming when I showed my CHL and then replied I wasn't currently carrying. When he mentioned the front plate for the 2nd time and said windshield didn't count, I handed the plate out the window and said, "You seem unnaturally invested in this. Here, find a coat hanger and wire it up."
If he treated his wife with the attitude he shone on me he was probably going on forever without a copulative docking maneuver. Dude was so uptight he had pubes erupting from his ears. Me being friendly up front just seemed to enrage him.
I've known several cops with no sense of humor. They'll get very defensive and petty if they feel slighted. You have to get a sense of who you're talking to before being facetious.
Yep. I have met a few in the past with no sense of humor. Most of those were pretty new on the job.
Totally agree.
