looking for love?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by DCortez, Jul 10, 2009.

  1. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.

    I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire.

    Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

    Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Susie, I'll be waiting...



    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
    about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
     


  2. M. Sage

    M. Sage TGT Addict

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    Saw that one coming.
     
  3. cbigclarke

    cbigclarke TGT Addict

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    15.001 :gotme:
     
  4. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    My wife just told me that joke has been around forever. :banghead:
     
  5. cuate

    cuate Well-Known

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    Sorry, Gal, my wife and three Boston bulldogs say I am already spoken for....besides I have to share bites with the three puppies, no handout left over....
     
  6. ducksps

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    Look what I ended up with, it can happen to you. I went to the pound to look at a Ridgeback and some REALLY cute girls convinced me to take this guy home. Again, these girls were cute. Anyone need a lab as i don't think I'll see the hotties again?
     
  7. M. Sage

    M. Sage TGT Addict

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    Most shelters I've been to don't mind if you just stop in to visit and walk the dogs around.

    You could even try volunteering, then you can see them all you want. ;)
     
  8. Big country

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    Good thinking Sage. :happy0001:
     
  9. M. Sage

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    Chicks love sensitive guys who help the poor fuzzy animals out. :happy0001:
     

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