Make a Woman Mad in 4 Words

[Vaquero]

The chicken is dry.

 

[skfullgun]

You was married to Saint George Floyd?

No. I had a rather portly g/f for a few months. She was nice, ready to go, but out-ate, out-drink, & out-snored me, and was lazy as heck!

 

[skfullgun]

You need to leave...

 

[Vaquero]

I didn't ask you.

 

[skfullgun]

Please just Shut-up!

 

[skfullgun]

Close your whore mouth!

 

[Sasquatch]

No. I had a rather portly g/f for a few months. She was nice, ready to go, but out-ate, out-drink, & out-snored me, and was lazy as heck!

Was her name Pam?

 

[hooper]

You're Like your mom...

 

[skfullgun]

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Was her name Pam?

Very close! Not Pam. Alissa. You can ask @justmax . He had the pleasure of meeting her. Had a breast RE-duction and was still big.

 

[Orbie]

I’m thinking of a line from American Pie but I’m not going to type it out. It ends in “beautiful”.

 

[Vaquero]

You're Like your mom...

I can't cotton to this one.
She is like her mom. Her mom was one of the sweetest ladies I've ever met. And could cook as good as anyone too.
Nan was an angel.

Anyone who knew her misses her sorely.

 

[Sam7sf]

Shut up devil woman.

 

[Aus_Schwaben]

1. My mistress is pregnant.
2. Your kid/kids is/are dumb.
3. Garth Brooks is overrated. (Worked well with my 2d wife)

 

[candcallen]

If a man said....

 

[Sam7sf]

1. My mistress is pregnant.
2. Your kid/kids is/are dumb.
3. Chris Gaines is overrated. (Worked well with my 2d wife)

Fixed.

 

[candcallen]

Bend over, shut up.

 

[Vaquero]

I quit my job.

 

[candcallen]

The house is filthy.

 

[prisondoc]

1. My mistress is pregnant.
2. Your kid/kids is/are dumb.
3. Garth Brooks is overrated. (Worked well with my 2d wife)

Garth Brooks is overrated

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[candcallen]

Be more like ______