Male vs. Female at the ATM

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  1. hoytinak

    hoytinak Active Member

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    A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

    'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
    Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
    After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

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    MALE PROCEDURE:
    1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    2. Put down your car window.
    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    6. Put window up.
    7. Drive off.


    FEMALE PROCEDURE:
    1. Drive up to cash machine.
    2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
    3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
    4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
    5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
    6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
    7. Open car door to allow
    Easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
    8. Insert card.
    9. Re-insert card the right way.
    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
    11. Enter PIN.
    12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    13. Enter amount of cash required.
    14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
    15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
    16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
    17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
    18. Re-check makeup.
    19. Drive forward 2 feet.
    20. Reverse back to cash machine.
    21. Retrieve card.
    22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
    23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
    24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    25. Redial person on cell phone.
    26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    27. Release Parking Brake.
     


  2. Big country

    Big country TGT Addict

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    :lolz::lolz::lolz: Funny stuff! :happy0001:
     
  3. Acetone

    Acetone Active Member

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    I nearly choked on my coffee!!! HA!
     
  4. 308nato

    308nato TGT Addict

    :rofl::rofl: Thats about the way it goes.
     
  5. TxEMTP69

    TxEMTP69 TGT Addict TGT Supporter

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    lmao
     
  6. Shorts

    Shorts TGT Addict TGT Supporter

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    :lolz:



    But these "women" you speak of. I don't do that stuff :headscratch:
     
  7. Wolfwood

    Wolfwood Self Appointed Board Chauvinist TGT Supporter

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    hahah i saw that almsot to the letter the other day.
     
  8. GM.Chief

    GM.Chief Well-Known

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    Hahahaha
     
  9. usmcpmi

    usmcpmi Active Member

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    Don't tell her, but that's my wife to a "T" Except she is on the phone to me asking what her PIN # is...MG
     
  10. Jeff-Tex

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    I was wondering why the parking brake in my wifes car no longer works.
     

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