Man Convicted of tampering with Co-worker's Water Bottle

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Man Convicted of Ejaculating into Co-worker's Water Bottle


SANTA ANA -- A man accused of ejaculating twice into a co-worker's drinking water has been convicted of assault and battery. Michael Kevin Lallana "felt that was as close as he could get" to the 29-year-old executive assistant, said Deputy District Attorney Brock Zimmon.

"He did it for the purpose of sexual gratification."The 32-year old from Fullerton admitted that he ejaculated into an "attractive" co-worker's water bottle because "her lips had touched it," but told detectives he never thought she would drink it.

 

[MR Redneck]

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[Dawico]

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Does he know that that doesn't really count as "scoring with her"?

 

[MR Redneck]

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Does he know that that doesn't really count as "scoring with her"?

Hey, it touched her lip's.

 

[SWJewellTN]

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There are some sick sum-bitches out there.

 

[Alamo Ann]

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Too disgusted to even comment appropriately; I had a man in a car next to mine on I20 tap his horn in a friendly manner- i looked and he was arched up priming his pump. I tell you, the only thing that saved that SOB was a whimpy azz 4 cyclinder POS and the Grace of God.

 

[matefrio]

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Was in the restaurant business 4 years. Don't get your waiter\waitress mad.

 

[zembonez]

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Off with this sicko's head.

WTF is wrong with these people?

 

[lalonguecarabine]

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Guy looks like a real "winner", too.
Hmmm. Where's the dumbass smiley?

 

[Alamo Ann]

Where's the PERVERT one???

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Where's the PERVERT one???

I think this one will work for that:
Hahaha.

 

[Clockwork]

 

[Alamo Ann]

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Lest I post in misguided haste, may I ask, what are you wishing to communicate to the forum with this video?

 

[lalonguecarabine]

...that's terrible!

 

[lalonguecarabine]

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Lest I post in misguided haste, may I ask, what are you wishing to communicate to the forum with this video?

...that his sense of humor is as warped and twisted as mine?

 

[Alamo Ann]

OR........ his (or your) sense of humor is as warped as his (or your) MIND.
I see absolutely no humor in this video, particularly when presented in response to a news article about a pervert contaminating an innocent co-worker's drink with his bodily discharge. This woman was violated. Nothing to jest about as I see it.

 

[Clockwork]

OR........ his (or your) sense of humor is as warped as his (or your) MIND.
I see absolutely no humor in this video, particularly when presented in response to a news article about a pervert contaminating an innocent co-worker's drink with his bodily discharge. This woman was violated. Nothing to jest about as I see it.

Blah blah.

 

[Dawico]

Yeah Clockwork, now she could be pregnant! Or not so much.

Yes, she was violated, but it isn't anything that some cash from a lawsuit won't fix.

 

[Clockwork]

Like this kind of thing doesn't happen in restaurants every day in this country. >_>

 

[Jakashh]

In other articles about this same story, they said this...

He did it not once, but twice. After the second time, Tiffany decided to investigate. She assumed that her water tasted strange for one reason, and had her boyfriend ejaculate into a water bottle to see if her suspicion was right.