Margaret and Bert

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[FONT]Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. [/FONT]

[FONT]Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. [/FONT]

[FONT]Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'[/FONT]

[FONT]Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.' [/FONT]

[FONT]Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom,undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the [/FONT][FONT]boots. [/FONT]

[FONT]Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time,'Notice anything different NOW?'[/FONT]

[FONT]Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll [/FONT][FONT]be hanging down again tomorrow!'[/FONT]

[FONT]Furious, Bert yelled,[/FONT]

[FONT]'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?' [/FONT]

[FONT]'Nope', she replied. [/FONT]

[FONT]'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!'[/FONT]

[FONT]Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, [/FONT]

[FONT]'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert,[/FONT][FONT] Shoulda bought a hat.'[/FONT]

 

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