Margaret and Bert

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  1. DoubleActionCHL

    DoubleActionCHL Well-Known

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    [FONT]Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. [/FONT]

    [FONT]Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. [/FONT]

    [FONT]Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'[/FONT]

    [FONT]Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.' [/FONT]

    [FONT]Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom,undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the [/FONT][FONT]boots. [/FONT]

    [FONT]Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time,'Notice anything different NOW?'[/FONT]

    [FONT]Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll [/FONT][FONT]be hanging down again tomorrow!'[/FONT]

    [FONT]Furious, Bert yelled,[/FONT]

    [FONT]'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?' [/FONT]

    [FONT]'Nope', she replied. [/FONT]

    [FONT]'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!'[/FONT]

    [FONT]Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, [/FONT]

    [FONT]'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert,[/FONT][FONT] Shoulda bought a hat.'[/FONT]
     


  2. juwaba98

    juwaba98 Well-Known

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    Lmfao!!
     
  3. Big country

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    Ha ha ROTFLMAO!111111111
     
  4. pheet17

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    :rofl: :happy0001:
     
  5. MuddyWaterMan

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    Lmao
     
  6. DCortez

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    hahaha
     
  7. SapperMapper

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    HAHAHAHA!!!!

    Good one, thanks.
     

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