Marines Burn Down Own Embassy

[Mexican_Hippie]

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia – The anti-American protests spreading throughout the Islamic world over an anti-Muslim film took a startling turn today when the Marine Security Detachment at the U.S. Embassy in Malaysia decided to burn down their own embassy.

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Following Cultural Awareness Class, Marines Burn Down Own Embassy | The Duffel Blog

 

[Younggun]

M'kay.


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[Pilgrim]

QUOTE: "The Marine Security Detachment has now announced that they will continue to occupy the embassy grounds until the makers of other crudely stereotypical films, such as The Hurt Locker and Battleship, have also been arrested."

LOL!!!! That's a freaking hilarous site. Satire at its finest.

 

[hkusp1]

WTF!?!

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

Surely you guys know this is a joke right?

 

[mroper]

A joke ? no it is on the interwebz so its true

 

[Pilgrim]

As if it wasn't obvious? Funny as shit.

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

As if it wasn't obvious? Funny as shit.

Some people have a harder time recognizing this sort of stuff. Just sayin'.

 

[hkusp1]

Obviously a joke.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Surely you guys know this is a joke right?

UH NO.....I sold them the gas to do it. And one of the illegal mexicans in the 2005 debacle was my neighbor.

 

[stdreb27]

Hey it's as realistic as the seriously suggested metal for courageous restraint... It isn't like we haven't burned other things like bibles in an effort to not offend the Muslims...

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

Lol, sorry I underestimated a few people's ability to detect sarcasm.

 

[majormadmax]

Been a fan of the Duffleblog for a while, it's had some of the best military satire I've ever seen!

Cheers! M2

 

[shortround]

I was so angry at the Muslims' violent reaction to America's Freedom of Speech, that I sought out every Muslim-made item in my household to burn in counter protest.

The only thing I could find was a few rugs.

No Guns.

No Cars.

No TV.

No IPOD.

No Personal Computer.

No Bar-B-Que Grill.

 

[TXDARKHORSE361]

Been a fan of the Duffleblog for a while, it's had some of the best military satire I've ever seen!

Cheers! M2

+1, I think some of the comments from people thinking its a real story are funnier than the articles themselves.

 

[Jason]

Peace talks have started, with top Marine brass explaining that leather hasn’t been used around the neck of a Marines uniform since long before PETA existed. Former CENTCOM Commander General James Mattis also joined in the discussion, saying that the protestors “should just go **** themselves.”

^ is awesome!!!​

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Yeah. This is obviously satire.

If it were a real story, it would read "Marines burn down chow-hall, give cooks wedgies!"

 

[TXDARKHORSE361]

Yeah. This is obviously satire.

If it were a real story, it would read "Marines burn down chow-hall, give cooks wedgies!"

Thank you for that sir lmao

 

[TheDan]

I was so angry at the Muslims' violent reaction to America's Freedom of Speech, that I sought out every Muslim-made item in my household to burn in counter protest.

The only thing I could find was a few rugs.

No Guns.

No Cars.

No TV.

No IPOD.

No Personal Computer.

No Bar-B-Que Grill.

*whew*... There for a min I thought you might have had an Egyptian Maddi or a Caracal

I've got a bunch of stuff from Saudi, but yeah... with the exception of the sword and knives it's all just decorative shit.

 

[mroper]

Yeah. This is obviously satire.

If it were a real story, it would read "Marines burn down chow-hall, give cooks wedgies!"

Thanks for the Laugh.