Montgomery County 'Semen Squirter' Gets No Jail Time

[HIGH_PLAINS]

Montgomery County 'Semen Squirter' Gets No Jail Time

ROCKVILLE, Md. (WUSA) -- A Maryland man who admitted to squirting semen from a bottle onto two female shoppers will not serve jail time, according to court officials.

Michael Wayne Edwards Jr. was convicted on two counts which carried 3 years of jail time each, but the judge suspended all except the 205 days he already served while wearing an ankle bracelet. So, he will serve no jail time.

 

[zembonez]

He'd get death if one of those women had been my family member. This nut is obviously not all there.

 

[HIGH_PLAINS]

It's nothing short of insane to let this pervert walk...

How long before this creep rapes someone?

 

[nalioth]

Well, thanks for the misleading title.

Or did you mean for folks to think this was an article about Texas?

 

[HIGH_PLAINS]

That's the title of the article, I didn't write the article.

 

[nalioth]

Can you ask a mod to edit it? Montgomery County, Texas is part of the Houston metro (this is a Texas-centric discussion board, right?)

 

[daddy45acp]

I wouldn't kill him. I'd want him to suffer more and longer. Think humiliation. Do something to him so vile that he pukes for years afterward every time he thinks about it.

 

[texas skeeter]

Can you ask a mod to edit it? Montgomery County, Texas is part of the Houston metro (this is a Texas-centric discussion board, right?)

you're kidding right?? i didnt realize we couldnt post stories from other states!! Oh and F--K Maryland!!!!!

 

[Alamo Ann]

Texas Skeeter:

you're kidding right?? i didnt realize we couldnt post stories from other states!! Oh and F--K Maryland!!!!!

LMBO.

 

[nalioth]

Can you ask a mod to edit it? Montgomery County, Texas is part of the Houston metro (this is a Texas-centric discussion board, right?)

you're kidding right?? i didnt realize we couldnt post stories from other states!! Oh and F--K Maryland!!!!!

I never said anything like that.

Just asked that the title be edited to prevent confusion.

 

[Alamo Ann]

Am I missing something here? What's with these semen incidences?

Nation & World | Semen in yogurt linked to NM grocery store worker | Seattle Times Newspaper

 

[Clockwork]

you're kidding right?? i didnt realize we couldnt post stories from other states!! Oh and F--K Maryland!!!!!

Being from the D.C. area I've spent a lot of time in Maryland. It isn't such a terrible place apart from them having really terrible 2A laws compared to Virginia right across the river. I read recently that now white people are the minority (compared to blacks) in the state of Maryland so theres this big debate going on as to whether or not white people should be allowed the same "benefits" afforded to minorities such as college scholarships and whatnot.

More to the point of the article... who coined the phrase "Montgomery County Semen Squirter"? That's fairly hilarious.

 

[texas skeeter]

I never said anything like that.

Just asked that the title be edited to prevent confusion.

i was just playin with ya Nali!!

 

[texas skeeter]

Being from the D.C. area I've spent a lot of time in Maryland. It isn't such a terrible place

coming from ANOTHER SH-THOLE D.C., im not sure if we can accept your opinion on Maryland!!

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Being from the D.C. area I've spent a lot of time in Maryland. It isn't such a terrible place apart from them having really terrible 2A laws compared to Virginia right across the river. I read recently that now white people are the minority (compared to blacks) in the state of Maryland so theres this big debate going on as to whether or not white people should be allowed the same "benefits" afforded to minorities such as college scholarships and whatnot.

More to the point of the article... who coined the phrase "Montgomery County Semen Squirter"? That's fairly hilarious.

hey clock i lived there from 82-85 my aunt was
the sec of health and human svcs for regan do you remember a place called whities over
in va. i used to live over on 4th and g sw

 

[cuate]

In this nanny world today the semen squirter gets his hand spanked....In the days gone long by if it had happened in Texas the local men would have docked him.
Docked ? Pocket knife removal of the "Mutt & Jeff" glands where sperm is made....Changing from a Bull to a Steer....You get the picture....