My Last Day...

[LilIrishTemper]

It's really not as bad as most people make it out to be.

You sir, have not met my wife, I'm just waiting for a house to fall on her. Insurance check come on!!!!

 

[zembonez]

You sir, have not met my wife, I'm just waiting for a house to fall on her. Insurance check come on!!!!

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

It's really not as bad as most people make it out to be. Hell, you might even survive.

Congrats man.

LOL!

Just remember Wolfie, it's not the marriage that wears you out......it's the kids.

 

[TexasRedneck]

But also remember as the kids make you reconsider your adversion to cannibalism - they DO grow up an' have kids of their own - and THAT is when YOUR revenge gets to start!!!

Just ask Fuelfather an' ChunkyMonkey......lol!!

 

[308nato]

Congrats Wolfie hope yours is a long and happy one .
I have been married for over 50 years now and would do it all over again
with this great lady I married .
Best of luck to you.

 

[TexasRedneck]

Y'see Wolfie, it's just like anything else - guns, cars, etc. - your mileage WILL vary. The main thing to do is to love one another, be open, honest and truthful - and be the man that you need to be. Sometimes things happen - but usually it's because we forget to do the basics as outlined above.

Best to you, dude - hope you get the ring on her finger afore she sobers up.....

 

[Clockwork]

But also remember as the kids make you reconsider your adversion to cannibalism -

What aversion?

 

[woolleyworm]

Congrats and much happiness to ya! If I ever get married again, she had better love guns and know how to unload'em!

 

[TrailDust]

Congratulation, man! Of course, we'll need pictures when it's all over.....

 

[Texasjack]

Marriage is not a word; it's a sentence.

Good luck, amigo.

 

[TexasRedneck]

Heck - my better half not only "puts up with" my guns - she's got her own! The ONLY sticker ah'm allowed to put on her car is the "NRA Patron" one!

 

[woolleyworm]

Marriage is not a word; it's a sentence.

Good luck, amigo.

I had a good friend once tell me that marriage is just legalized prostitution; he's married with 3 kids now....

 

[jtriron]

Congrats to U Wolfie. Now PLEASE change your annoying signature!!!!

 

[lalonguecarabine]

hope yours is a long and happy one

That's what SHE said!

 

[ROGER4314]

WWWHHOOOSSSHH!......................SPLAT!

Listen.....It's Wolfie biting the dust!

Flash

 

[The Lox]

Congrats, first rule to learn is it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission!

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

god bless and may you enjoy her for life

 

[TexasRedneck]

......an' yer about to learn the 4 most devastatin' words in the female vocabularly....

"I have a headache!"

<g,d&rlh>

 

[texas skeeter]

Hey Wolfy, what kind of food ruins a womans sex drive?? WEDDING CAKE!!! whatever you do, DONT have one a yer reception!!

 

[TexasRedneck]

A cake, or a woman?<innocent look>