Are those happy tissues or sad tissues? (Forgetting sarah marshall)
Makes me think of that scene in Me, Myself, and Irene.
I see the Kimber Raptor, CZ-75B, CZ-52, CZ-82, and maybe another CZ I am not familiar with above the 75. Glock 26 or 27, XD, 3 other 1911's not sure what the makes are. Would help if you turned on a light.
I see some Luger's (style), some 1911's, a Stoeger or two(?), some S&W's, and a CZ75, but I couldn't give you an exact name on many of them. Nice touch (no pun intended) with the Jergens BTW. LMAO.