Newsflash from Gaza!

Discussion in 'Politics' started by iratollah, Oct 7, 2009.

  1. iratollah

    iratollah Active Member

    May 25, 2008
    Female Israeli scientist wins Nobel Prize in Chemistry:

    This was followed by a Newsflash from Gaza:
    Gazans claim three children and two policemen were seriously injured by this award. Imams demand immediate worldwide boycott of antibiotics and complain Sweden is racist to chose an Israeli winner for the ninth time without yet naming any science winners from Hamas or Hezbullah.

    ETA by OP: (nor any winners from Syria or Egypt or Jordan Lebanon or Yemen or Libya or Sudan or Saudi Arabia or Iraq or Iran or Indonensia or Morocco or UAE or Kuwait or Dubai).

  2. jsimmons

    jsimmons Active Member

    Sep 6, 2009
    San Antonio
    That's because developing chemical weapons doesn't count.
  3. cuate

    cuate Well-Known

    Jan 27, 2009
    Comanche Co., Texas
    If it were possible to give the world an enema, wouldn't Gaza be the proper place to poke that black tip into ?

    Dedicated to the Israeli IDF, its brave young men and women who live in constant danger from the murderous, radical terrorists of Gaza....
  4. Texas1911

    Texas1911 TGT Addict

    May 29, 2017
    Austin, TX
    Achmed just want's desperately to be recognized for his awesome "rocket fired off my 82 Corolla's hood" skills.

    Maybe if they weren't busy building nuclear weapons to blow up the West and trying to denounce the Holocaust then they might actually come up with something useful. Prior to Islam the "Arabs" came up with all kinds of useful stuff, coincidence? I think not.
  5. dee

    dee Well-Known

    Nov 22, 2008
    Red River Way
    Hell I think we should turn Israel loose on the middle east. If the UN would let them do as they pleased alot of problems would be solved, granted alot of innocent people might get hurt or killed but thats the nature of war and the middle east would be a whole new world.
  6. Wolfwood

    Wolfwood Self Appointed Board Chauvinist TGT Supporter

    May 12, 2009

    yeah. give those guys 5 or six massive nukes, and a hunting liscense.
    things would be worked out in a week.

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