NSFW Old Men Griping About Stuff

[ZX9RCAM]

Eh, what did you say, I can't hear you.


Never mind, I don't care anyway.....

 

[Mike1234567]

Eh, what did you say, I can't hear you.

Never mind, I don't care anyway.....

Heh, heh... epic.

 

[Saltyag2010]

I don't open the door for anyone. If it makes me look like a mean old man, I don't care.
- my neighbor on trick or treaters

 

[orbitup]

I don't open the door for anyone. If it makes me look like a mean old man, I don't care.
- my neighbor on trick or treaters

Did he have to clean up egg the next day?

 

[Saltyag2010]

Did he have to clean up egg the next day?

No I'm from the bluff and I live in a big collection of nice condos. If someone started throwing eggs, everyone would see them and they'd get in trouble if one of the fogeys didn't run them down and beat their asses first.

I love living by old people. They're awesome neighbors.

 

[orbitup]

My retired neighbor mowed my yard the other day.

 

[Sugar Land]

Danm Nick. Sorry to hear about your broken leg....

 

[orbitup]

Danm Nick. Sorry to hear about your broken leg....

Is that a threat?


"That's a nice leg. It would be a shame if something where to happen to it."

 

[Sugar Land]

HaHaHa..

 

[Younggun]

Buncha whiners. Back in my day we just sucked it up and moved on with life.

Now ya gotta have yer own dam thread just for cryin about shit.

 

[orbitup]

Get off our thread punk!

 

[Vaquero]

Cold and damp.
My joints hurt.

 

[Dawico]

Cold and damp and I have stuff to work on outside.

 

[Vaquero]

Cold and damp and I have stuff to work on outside.

Me too.
it'll keep.

 

[karlac]

Is there a place around here to pee?

Now...

 

[jrbfishn]

Cold and damp.
My joints hurt.

Mine always hurt, just makes it worse.


Sent by a idjit coffeeholic

 

[orbitup]

Got a check in the mail the other day and I saw it sitting on the counter. I told Tina that I should have taken it to the bank after my dr appt and she said "You can just take a picture of it". She's older than me but it feels the other way around.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

why do I constantly get e-mail from VIAGRA!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!

 

[Davetex]

I've got underware older than y'all. Now that's old!!

 

[ROGER4314]

OK....I'll play.

How about buying ammo at age 68 and being asked for an ID to prove that you're 18? WTH!

How about buying a violin and two guitars with all the books and gear? Then reality sets in proving that my sausage size fingers are so damned huge that I can't play the instrument!

How about my first "smart phone" that for weeks proved it was smarter than I am?

Text messages? What's with the dinky keys? Do people really use this crap?

WTH! After filling all the ruts in my yard, smoothing and tamping the fill dirt flat then raking and planting $25 of Bermuda seed, the neighbor kids decide to use my yard for an ATV track!

Getting ads for burial plots, hearing aids and "Wealth Management" services. Wealth....are you F ing kidding?

GRRRR

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