NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[Poboy gunner]

If she mows the yard you got a keeper

I actually bought the wife a lawn mower for an anniversary present. Pissed her off.

 

[Dad_Roman]

Mornin zoo crew...cofffeee

 

[benenglish]

Morning.

I still have VCRs

I do, too. All my video of my stand-up comedy days is on videotape along with the only lengthy interview I ever recorded with my now-deceased mother. I should get all that stuff converted.

 

[benenglish]

Considering my excessive consumption of sleep-inducing agents last night, six hours isn't enough sleep. I'm going back to bed. Second "Good Morning" incoming when I actually get up for the day.

 

[Byrd666]

Mornin' folks

 

[avvidclif]

Bad hangover?????

Morning..

 

[karlac]

Congrats, you'll enjoy having the cert especially if you plan on traveling to some warms places.

I went to dive school for commercial diving & worked in the offshore industry for about 4 years. It was a crazy life style, if you weren't offshore working for a few weeks to a month, you were on the beach getting drunk & chasing women....ahhh the good ol days, back when I was young & dumb

Worked on an offshore seismograph crew in the Gulf to pay for college, 14 on/7 off.

The goal was to leave the boat with your poker/bouree winnings the first day of the 7 off, and have enough for a nest egg left to win again for when the boat went back out, all the while banking your salary for school.

Kenny Rogers was spot on ... timing when to hold and when to fold.

Winning early in the trip, and losing late was not an option ... amazing how many never figured that out.

Thank you, wherever you are!

 

[karlac]

Morning ...
Getting ready to shovel some more dirt.
Got a case of the endeavors ...

 

[Charlie]

Yo!

 

[toddnjoyce]

Howdy

 

[easy rider]

Mornin!.... Coffee!

 

[karlac]

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Morning all

What he said...

 

[FireInTheWire]

They just had a riveting conversation of all the televangelists who live in Texas, and how they want to visit all of the churches.

Kill me now...


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My wife has a uncle that always tries to preach. When that starts I get up and leave. That shit drives me bonkers!

 

[FireInTheWire]

Morning all. Pretty day so far...

 

[SQLGeek]

Howdy folks. Been nuts lately but I'm still alive at least.

 

[robertc1024]

Morning ...
Getting ready to shovel some more dirt.
Got a case of the endeavors ...

Be careful. That stuff will get you in trouble.

 

[EZ-E]

Mawning misfits

 

[EZ-E]

Me:
What is all this stuff in the sink?

Fam:
Oh, that’s where we put the trash.

Me:
Why not just put it in, you know, one of the two trash cans in the kitchen?

Fam:
Oh, we’ll put it there once the sink is full.


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Your a lot nicer than me, you must have one heck of a wife to tolerate the last few days...lol.

 

[pronstar]

Your a lot nicer than me, you must have one heck of a wife to tolerate the last few days...lol.

Evidently I mis-heard why there was trash in the sink.

They put trash in the sink because the two trash cans were full.

Seriously.


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