NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[Waldotallboy64]

Murnin peoples!

 

[karlac]

Morning
May your day be biden and cameltoeharris free ...

 

[benenglish]

Morning.

Neighbor across the street has a dead tree, been there over 2 years. HOA sent them a letter so the guy is wanting to know who ratted him out, and made a big spectacle of it.

I thought people liked dead trees since that's the only way to get the HOA approval to remove one. At least that's the way it works in my neighborhood. My poor next door neighbor has 13 pine trees in his tiny front yard creating so much shade that he can't grow grass. The HOA has occasionally sent him a letter about the lack of grass but they won't allow him to remove any trees.

 

[SQLGeek]

Morning earthlings.

Do we need to send the search hounds out for @Coiled ?

Didn't see a lick of weather down here. Must've been a north of I-10 event.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I woke up to wet ground outside.
Slept through any kind of weather we had last night.

 

[TxStetson]

Storm kicked up here just about dark. Wind was really blowing and couldn't make up its mind which direction it wanted to be from. We got just enough rain to put out the grass fires from the lightening strikes.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Just now starting to sprinkle here....

 

[kbaxter60]

Dryer than a popcorn fart here, no rain for me.

Same, same...

 

[toddnjoyce]

Morning.

I thought people liked dead trees since that's the only way to get the HOA approval to remove one. At least that's the way it works in my neighborhood. My poor next door neighbor has 13 pine trees in his tiny front yard creating so much shade that he can't grow grass. The HOA has occasionally sent him a letter about the lack of grass but they won't allow him to remove any trees.

Interesting. Property insurers can refuse to insure if there’s a fire hazard that’s not mitigated. We see that a lot in areas prone to wildfires. Usually a clear zone and generally speaking, no trees with any part of a canopy under another canopy.

 

[Glenn B]

A good morning to all.

 

[kbaxter60]

Morning.

I thought people liked dead trees since that's the only way to get the HOA approval to remove one. At least that's the way it works in my neighborhood. My poor next door neighbor has 13 pine trees in his tiny front yard creating so much shade that he can't grow grass. The HOA has occasionally sent him a letter about the lack of grass but they won't allow him to remove any trees.

Friends don't let friends do HOAs.
We are so thankful for being out here in the sticks.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

A live tree falls over and causes damage, it's an "act of god".
A dead tree falls over and causes damage, the owner is responsible.

 

[Mills]

A live tree falls over and causes damage, it's an "act of god".
A dead tree falls over and causes damage, the owner is responsible.

If a tree falls in the woods does the HOA hear it ?

 

[ZX9RCAM]

If a tree falls in the woods does the HOA hear it ?

Why is there an HOA in the woods?

 

[karlac]

If a tree falls in the woods does the HOA hear it ?

Only if it hit the wild bear taking a crap and it sues ...

 

[benenglish]

If there was a way for my neighbor to kill at least some of his trees, I think he would. In a heartbeat, actually, since the HOA has a very simple process for getting approval to immediately remove dead trees.

 

[Coiled]

....but did you die?

I stubbed my toe so I may as well have.

Do we need to send the search hounds out for @Coiled ?

If you look like this, yes, AND HURRY!

If you don't, the stubbed toe crap is just hooey, I'm fine.

Didn't see a lick of weather down here.

Unpossible

 

[Coiled]

Eeeeee Gadzzzzz !!!! Some seriously lucky fellers there.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Holy crap!

 

[Mills]

If a tree falls on a HOA inspector, does it make a sound.