NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[Axxe55]

Time for my next nap!

 

[popsgarland]

Time for my next nap!

About time. I'm just getting up from mine.

 

[karlac]

My wife is British.

My ex is also.
Has great teeth, with that small gap in the top front teeth you often see in the British.

(most likely from not having access to the braces American kids got even years ago?)

She can whistle real good too ...

 

[msharley]

Hey Texicans,

This is what I've been foolin' with...in all my spare time.

Basic front porch overhaul....

Later, Mark

 

[Sam7sf]

Mark, looking good.

 

[msharley]

Mark, looking good.

Thank you for the kind words.....

 

[FireInTheWire]

When did Barbie start eating good?

 

[Coiled]

I popped a new front tire on the scooter and went for a ride to confirm it ran true. As I approached the ton, a doe & fawn decided *hey, screw the feast in this right side median tall grass, let's cross the road . . . NOW!!!*

Not the worst thing I've encountered while riding but then . . . the runt fawn decided to play catch up (see tall grass above), and almost too late. I missed it by 10-15' but was only going 50mph by then so it wouldn't have hurt, much.

 

[Coiled]

When did Barbie start eating good?
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Asks the "man" with a pedicure.

 

[candcallen]

Hey Texicans,

This is what I've been foolin' with...in all my spare time.

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Basic front porch overhaul....

Later, Mark

Basic my ass. Looks good.

 

[msharley]

Basic my ass. Looks good.

Thank you for the kind words....

 

[Sasquatch]

When did Barbie start eating good?
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Do they also have Mom Jeans barbie, "gravity is a bitch" Barbie, "welcome to 40" Barbie, or "Yeah, I got three babies and three baby daddies" Barbie that comes with lower back tattoos, EBT card, vape pen and child support orders?

 

[FNORD]

Hey Texicans,

This is what I've been foolin' with...in all my spare time.

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Basic front porch overhaul....

Later, Mark

Really nice work, Mark.

 

[msharley]

Really nice work, Mark.

Thank you ....

A bit time consuming....keeps me off the streets...out here in PoDunk!

 

[candcallen]

Hey Texicans,

This is what I've been foolin' with...in all my spare time.

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Basic front porch overhaul....

Later, Mark

I so rarely use a speed square for anything more than straight lines that I gotta watch videos on how to use it again.

 

[msharley]

I popped a new front tire on the scooter and went for a ride to confirm it ran true. As I approached the ton, a doe & fawn decided *hey, screw the feast in this right side median tall grass, let's cross the road . . . NOW!!!*

Not the worst thing I've encountered while riding but then . . . the runt fawn decided to play catch up (see tall grass above), and almost too late. I missed it by 10-15' but was only going 50mph by then so it wouldn't have hurt, much.

Venison Critters are a problem here....

I've kilt several with cars...ain't hit one with the SuperGlide ....yet....

 

[FireInTheWire]

Asks the "man" with a pedicure.

Hey!!! Those are relaxing. After a few adult beverages… a pedicure is legit

 

[Coiled]

Hey!!! Those are relaxing. After a few adult beverages… a pedicure is legit

I'm off for a few days and have indulged. No relaxation cuz the damn skeeters INSIDE are chewing me up.

 

[Coiled]

Venison Critters are a problem here....

I've kilt several with cars...ain't hit one with the SuperGlide ....yet....

Car or bike, I haven't hit a deer or other large critter yet, thankfully.

 

[msharley]

Car or bike, I haven't hit a deer or other large critter yet, thankfully.

Here? With the steep terrain? You see them after they are sliding towards you...on the hood of your car!

Hit an 8 point with a Plymouth (totaled the Valiant). Hit several with an E 250...got to the point I could replace a front fender in less than an hour!

Killed a 10 point with a Crown Vic. Cost me $1300 to fix the car. Killed a doe with another Crown Vic......

Come real close with the SuperGlide, several times....Up by Clearfield one night, coming back from Massachusetts on the SuperGlide...there was a herd of 100+ venison in the middle of US 322...

If it had been a bit foggier...?? Could have been bad!

Years ago, came across a herd of them Bison critters in South Dakota...(way to Sturgis? )) At night....and their eyes don't "glow" like venisons...

Narrowly missed a bear with a Camaro, up in the UP (upper peninsula of Michigan)....Big sow w/2 cubs...

The late Bride hit two venison, at different times...one with a Mustang (fox body) made a mess of the car....