NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[EZ-E]

Mawnin misfits

Well the day has arrived.

The Moonpie is going in for jury duty.
First time in something like 25yrs I have been called.
I wonder if I can be excluded if I say Genghis Khan was a slacker and a softie?

I was supposed to have Jury Duty today as well. I called the # for the recorded message to see if court was canceled for today. Sure was I dodged that bullet & don't have to reschedule, I'm out until I get another letter I'm the mail.

 

[seeker_two]

Well the day has arrived.

The Moonpie is going in for jury duty.
First time in something like 25yrs I have been called.
I wonder if I can be excluded if I say Genghis Khan was a slacker and a softie?

Just answer every question with "jury nullification". They'll send you on your way with a quickness....

 

[popsgarland]

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY.

 

[popsgarland]

 

[popsgarland]

 

[karlac]

Morning

23F, furnace goes out Sunday at 2AM.
Add reversed ceiling fans, pup says "toasty".
"It's always something" ...

 

[contender buff]

Good morning y’all !

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Morning all

What he said...

 

[toddnjoyce]

Howdy

 

[kbaxter60]

Mornin' peeps.
It starts...

 

[benenglish]

Morning.

 

[Dad_Roman]

Good Morning Zoo Crew.

Crushed and heartbroken over the plane crash this weekend.

I flew that plane, story in that thread.

Sure didnt expect it to affect me this way.

Prayers to the crew and families.

 

[Moonpie]

Phuck. I got empaneled. Maybe they won’t choose me for the actual jury.

 

[FireInTheWire]

Sup folks

 

[seeker_two]

Phuck. I got empaneled. Maybe they won’t choose me for the actual jury.

Remember....."jury nullification"....

 

[Fishkiller]

Phuck. I got empaneled. Maybe they won’t choose me for the actual jury.

As long as you don’t drool and say guilty a lot

 

[Moonpie]

Got dismissed. Yay!

 

[candcallen]

Got dismissed. Yay!

They must have checked your social media history.

 

[Moonpie]

They must have checked your social media history.

The entire panel of us got cut loose.
Musta been 75-80 of us.
Judge said all his cases for the day had been settled.

 

[candcallen]

The entire panel of us got cut loose.
Musta been 75-80 of us.
Judge said all his cases for the day had been settled.

You got lucky. Nothing as exciting then sitting thru some intriguing civil suit or BS misdemeanor case.