NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[Sam7sf]

Finished work at a respectable hour. Wtf is this thing calling day light?

 

[Sam7sf]

Some of the damage from the tornados in DFW is coming out.

Tilt wall construction. No match for tornados or high winds once air pressure gets inside.

A few roads taped off.

 

[craigntx]

I am the four time Parking champion of Pawnee, Indiana. I've parked over 13 different makes and models of car in over 5 states, with backing in, pulling up, parallel parking, and even on occasion the rare Eastern-European diagonal maneuver.

Kids call me the parking wizard, the parker, park master general, P-dog, and many other nicknames when I park at their nearby stores or playgrounds or churches. I've parked around peoples valuables and pets to show off my precise parking capabilities (don't worry, no animals have been in danger near my vehicles).

I've parked in the US, France, Asia, South Africa, and even remote parts of Siberia. Just last October I took a sabbatical to India to practice their tuk-tuk parking techniques. They translate well to honda style sedans, but I wouldn't recommend it to jeeps or vans unless you're a parking pro like myself.

I've parked on dollar bills, coins, toothpicks, playing cards, and other markers that audience members have used. Each morning I get up and immediately go out to see how my brakes spent their night. I check them several times a day, and have over a hundred trusted mechanics around the US. I've parked in manual, automatic, RVs, Trucks, Campers, Semis, and more. My goal is to get enough recognition to professionally park the crawler transporter that NASA uses to transport shuttles.

I want to let all the kids know that if you're a parking fan, or a parking aficionado don't feel embarrassed. Follow your dreams

 

[brashears9567]

I am the four time Parking champion of Pawnee, Indiana. I've parked over 13 different makes and models of car in over 5 states, with backing in, pulling up, parallel parking, and even on occasion the rare Eastern-European diagonal maneuver.

Kids call me the parking wizard, the parker, park master general, P-dog, and many other nicknames when I park at their nearby stores or playgrounds or churches. I've parked around peoples valuables and pets to show off my precise parking capabilities (don't worry, no animals have been in danger near my vehicles).

I've parked in the US, France, Asia, South Africa, and even remote parts of Siberia. Just last October I took a sabbatical to India to practice their tuk-tuk parking techniques. They translate well to honda style sedans, but I wouldn't recommend it to jeeps or vans unless you're a parking pro like myself.

I've parked on dollar bills, coins, toothpicks, playing cards, and other markers that audience members have used. Each morning I get up and immediately go out to see how my brakes spent their night. I check them several times a day, and have over a hundred trusted mechanics around the US. I've parked in manual, automatic, RVs, Trucks, Campers, Semis, and more. My goal is to get enough recognition to professionally park the crawler transporter that NASA uses to transport shuttles.

I want to let all the kids know that if you're a parking fan, or a parking aficionado don't feel embarrassed. Follow your dreams

I bet half of this is fabricated.


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[FNORD]

I hope so but wouldn’t bet on it.

 

[crystalphoto]

This is the internet... there is only truth on the internet.

 

[Byrd666]

Hey Grand Master P, I think you need to go around t the local Walmart and file Copyright infringement suits against some of the folks there. They're trying awfully hard to mimic you.

 

[candcallen]

 

[Vaquero]

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An empty trash can blew over in Abilene.

 

[Wudidiz]

An empty trash can blew over in Abilene.

That will make the local headlines.

 

[Sam7sf]

I bet half of this is fabricated.


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Parking is all he can do. He ain’t allowed on the road.

 

[Sam7sf]

An empty trash can blew over in Abilene.

Did you put your hazards on? Tape the area off?

 

[candcallen]

I Hope no one had any storm damage.

All the rain plus dogs have turned my back yard into a muddy cattle lot. Lol

 

[seeker_two]

That will make the local headlines.

Mainly because it was empty.....rare in those parts.

 

[TxStetson]

An empty trash can blew over in Abilene.

Sorry, that was mine.

 

[toddnjoyce]

I’d sure like some Copenhagen right now, but I’ve been clean since April.

 

[Vaquero]

For Msharley.
Heh

 

[popsgarland]

I’d sure like some Copenhagen right now, but I’ve been clean since April.

I don't think you should have told everyone that you haven't take a bath or shower since before April.

Well, at least your clean now.

Oh...thanks for the NO pictures.

 

[jrbfishn]

Mornin!.... Coffee!

First Tuesday I haven't had to wake to an alarm in quite awhile.

Sunshine warning here in west Texas.

It lives! It lives!

Or is this a ghostly trick?

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[candcallen]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Didn't help.

Maybe I'll hit something instead.