NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0
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I am almost moved into the new place. Almost burnt this old man out.
No doubt.
Hey V how you been?
Fortunately, mine is white....
Lazy.
Morning. Will probably be adding a new member to the family today. After Harvey, the wife has been on a mission to get another dog - and the shelters are still overflowing with them.
A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, "Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
The man below says, "You must be in management."
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
The man below says, "You must be in management."
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
What he said...
I can't.
Well, since I'm at work I can foresee two things happening:
1. Someone will complain.
2. I will be trampled by the hoards trying to eat my food.
1. Someone will complain.
2. I will be trampled by the hoards trying to eat my food.
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