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  • Vaquero

    Moving stuff to the gas prices thread.....
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    Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon from New York says "I like accountants. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second surgeon from Chicago responds. "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded."

    The third surgeon from Dallas says, "I really think librarians are best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

    The fourth surgeon from Los Angeles chimes in "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

    But the fifth surgeon from Washington DC shut them all up when he observed."You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine... Plus the head and the ass are interchangeable!"
     

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    ZX9RCAM

    Over the Rainbow bridge...
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    Poor choice of a partner...

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