I hope that he was wearing the brown pants...
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I hope that he was wearing the brown pants...
I'd have slowed down after the second time.
SloppyShooter
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Ummmm....no. It didn't look like a UPS truck, and maybe that's why they rarely make left turns.
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I just wanted to say my new sig p365 is awesome. Probably pretty close to the first time jakassh took his dress off.
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FireInTheWire
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Morning... Damnit
What he said...
You do know the "pirate" joke, right?
I thought it was the French joke.
Short version.
British and French generals talking. Brit said he wore red so if he got shot and bled his men wouldn't panic.
From then on the French wore brown pants.....
Guess it could work either way...
"Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship.
One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm.
He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"
The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on!
The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"
The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am woundedin battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.
The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my brown pants!!!' "
"Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship.
One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm.
He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"
The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on!
The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"
The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am woundedin battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.
The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my brown pants!!!' "
Where's my donuts?!
Mornin!.... Coffee! (brown)
country_boy
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No body went to the Wiesel gun show?
country_boy
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Ok I need to make a portable deer feed pin I want to use corral panels cut them down to 4 feet high
The why I have to fence that high my sheep jump 3 ft high fences easily and one of these days if I see that old black ram in there I’m putting a bullet in him. He has torn up countless fences up there.
The why I have to fence that high my sheep jump 3 ft high fences easily and one of these days if I see that old black ram in there I’m putting a bullet in him. He has torn up countless fences up there.
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