I've got just 6 bars left.
In a few minutes I'm going to have to face the inevitable kid who comes running up my walk two seconds after I hand out the last one.
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In a few minutes I'm going to have to face the inevitable kid who comes running up my walk two seconds after I hand out the last one.
Time to break out those $2 bills....
We only had 4 spooks so far. If you were closer, I'd bring you a couple of bags of candy.
You remember that? Wow.
I miss the old foil-and-paper wrapped bars that made it possible for me to slide a $2 bill into the bar. There were always some kids who'd never seen one.
Yeah, but it's weird. Some people hoard $2 bills because they think they are rare, good luck, or both. Neither is true.
Other people don't want them because it's another denomination to track and/or they have a business where the cash register doesn't have enough slots for another denomination or they believe them to be bad luck. None of those reasons is valid, either.
But for whatever reasons, the $2 bill seems doomed to neglect.
They'll still always be reasonably good stripper confusers, though.
If inflation keeps growing they will replace the $1 bill.Yeah, but it's weird. Some people hoard $2 bills because they think they are rare, good luck, or both. Neither is true.
Other people don't want them because it's another denomination to track and/or they have a business where the cash register doesn't have enough slots for another denomination or they believe them to be bad luck. None of those reasons is valid, either.
But for whatever reasons, the $2 bill seems doomed to neglect.
They'll still always be reasonably good stripper confusers, though.
How many times have "they" tried to replace the $1 bill with a coin and get everyone to start using $2 bills? At least a couple, every time being a complete failure.
Does anybody think it will ever happen? I don't.
Strippers would double their tips if the $2 bill caught on!
Few things are as heartwarming as seeing a teenaged stripper pick up a $2 bill from the stage, stop, stare at it awhile, then look around the room to see if she's being punked. I have no idea how many strippers I've confused by leaving a $2 bill on the stage. I used to be amazed at the percentage of them who had never seen a $2 bill.
Emphasis on the "used to be". It's been many years since I wasted money in one of those establishments, as evidenced by the fact that I cited the reaction of a "teenaged stripper." Those were made illegal a few years back IIRC.
You can do that?
Yep. I've done it before.
Most years, though, are like this one. There's nothing to take back because they totally cleaned me out.
I didn't think you could return food products. Stuff could be laced with Ex-Lax, for gosh sakes!
Two weeks ago, my wife returned a bag of oranges that tasted nasty. No questions asked.
I'm not sure how I'd go about lacing those shrink-wrapped-well-enough-to-withstand-explosives candy bars. They're not easy to open without tools on the best of days.
