We all love jokes. Let's keep them all in one thread though.
Man comes into an emergency room beat up pretty bad in his Sunday best. The doctor asks what happened.
"Well," the guy explains "I was sitting in church and enjoying the sermon when it comes time to sing a hymn. We all stand up and the gal in front of me is huge, but what gets me is her skirt is all caught up in her butt crack. This must have been the longest hymn ever and that skirt was annoying me something crazy. As politely as I could I reached over and pulled it out."
"Wow!" The doctor comments, "She did this to you in church?"
"Yep, I'l l never do THAT again" said the guy.
Three years later the guy comes in again this time in a coma and beat so bad the Dr didn't even recognized him at first but being a Sunday and the guy in his church close he pulls the file and sure enough it was the same person.
Weeks later the guy wakes up from the coma, the Doctor comes in and asks what happened.
"I thought you said you'd never do that again." states the doctor looking at the long list of injuries.
The patient gives a sigh, "It wasn't like that at all, I was trying to help her out. I'd invited Joe, my friend who needs religion in his life right now, to come to church with me. We were sitting right behind this same lady and we got up to sing. Joe, my best friend in the world, sees the skirt and points it out to me. Despite my telling him no, several times, he pulls it out of her crack."
"Why didn't he get the beating?" asks the doctor.
"That's just it." he states confused "I don't understand. I knew she didn't like that so I tucked it back in for her"
Man comes into an emergency room beat up pretty bad in his Sunday best. The doctor asks what happened.
"Well," the guy explains "I was sitting in church and enjoying the sermon when it comes time to sing a hymn. We all stand up and the gal in front of me is huge, but what gets me is her skirt is all caught up in her butt crack. This must have been the longest hymn ever and that skirt was annoying me something crazy. As politely as I could I reached over and pulled it out."
"Wow!" The doctor comments, "She did this to you in church?"
"Yep, I'l l never do THAT again" said the guy.
Three years later the guy comes in again this time in a coma and beat so bad the Dr didn't even recognized him at first but being a Sunday and the guy in his church close he pulls the file and sure enough it was the same person.
Weeks later the guy wakes up from the coma, the Doctor comes in and asks what happened.
"I thought you said you'd never do that again." states the doctor looking at the long list of injuries.
The patient gives a sigh, "It wasn't like that at all, I was trying to help her out. I'd invited Joe, my friend who needs religion in his life right now, to come to church with me. We were sitting right behind this same lady and we got up to sing. Joe, my best friend in the world, sees the skirt and points it out to me. Despite my telling him no, several times, he pulls it out of her crack."
"Why didn't he get the beating?" asks the doctor.
"That's just it." he states confused "I don't understand. I knew she didn't like that so I tucked it back in for her"