Out Of context Quote Thread

[F350-6]

Is that even legal?

It is if you're grandpa.

 

[easy rider]

It is if you're grandpa.

As a smartass, I take my job serious.

 

[lonestardiver]

Is that even legal?

Depends on the state...

 

[BRD@66]

...
I chuck the tips in a cordless drill and have at it..... Just seems to be the way to go for me.

That makes me wince in pain just reading about it.

 

[texasnurse]

I have a poptart all day long.

Sent with my IPhone with electronics and fuzzy logic...

 

[Southpaw]

Everybody’s focused on watching Dianne Feinstein’s orgasm (including me).

 

[BRD@66]

You stuck it in from the wrong side. There's a wide to narrow and it matters to the direction. Push it out and go in from the other side.

That's what SHE said.

 

[Southpaw]

That's what SHE said.

Damn!! Missed that one. I read that too.

 

[TheDan]

somebody must have poured oil on this slope...

That your favorite genre of porn?

 

[ZX9RCAM]

 

[orbitup]

I actually had this happen to me when 2 guys went on either end.

Crazy nights when you were single huh?

 

[BRD@66]

Crazy nights when you were single huh?

Ouch!

 

[BRD@66]

I have spent my life teaching all sorts of things. I have found that women learners usually respond better to a teacher that they did not know before, than to a friend trying to teach. leVieux

You didn't, ah, work with Masters & Johnson back in the 50s by any chance - did you?

 

[nlam01]

Crazy nights when you were single huh?

Actually, I was a kid in school who got ganged up on by bullies.

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[easy rider]

Actually, I was a kid in school who got ganged up on by bullies.

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You do realize that this thread is to make fun of something that was taken out of context? Basically you had gotten punk'd.

 

[nlam01]

Ugh
Duh
I've been here a few years.

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[Vaquero]

Poor frog

 

[Southpaw]

Haven't had it long enough to attest to it's durability, but I think it's going to be pretty good.

 

[BRD@66]

That's the thing; just about anything will work when applied appropriately. It's difficult to test in the real world if any of the wunderlubes do anything that a thin smear of axle grease doesn't. It's fun to play around with them all, tho.

Does your partner share this assessment?

 

[easy rider]

Pervert!