Out Of context Quote Thread

[Southpaw]

Being a shade under 6 foot tall and kind of thin, its really hard to conceal comfortably.

I know, it seems to have a mind of his own sometimes. That'll go away after puberty.

 

[Southpaw]

Yeah, my first thought was Naval Jelly too.

I would have said baby oil or Vaseline at first, but to each their own.



(I know..... I'm bored today)

 

[Bozz10mm]

LOL, you went way back to get that one.

 

[Southpaw]

LOL, you went way back to get that one.

Rainy day boredom has got me.

Man....WTH just happened???

That's what she said.

 

[Southpaw]

The bastard got me 5 times before I pinched him with my fingers and pulled him out.

Still rather determined for being so small.

 

[Moonpie]

 

[nlam01]

Frickin hilarious!!

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[orbitup]

Damn

 

[easy rider]

Damn

Go ahead, put him on your spreadsheet, I did.

 

[orbitup]

Go ahead, put him on your spreadsheet, I did.

Oh, he's been on it.

 

[Moonpie]

pics of spreadsheet or GTFO.

 

[Southpaw]

pics of spreadsheet or GTFO.

 

[BRD@66]

Frickin hilarious!!

Don't encourage him.

 

[vmax]

LOL, one-handed, standing, with the left hand in my pocket.

Police:"sorry , I know that you think that's impressive but you just can't do that in public, turn around and put your hands behind your back "

 

[Southpaw]

Police:"sorry , I know that you think that's impressive but you just can't do that in public, turn around and put your hands behind your back "

LOL!!! I had to click back to read where that was actually in context.

 

[vmax]

LOL!!! I had to click back to read where that was actually in context.

Yeah, that one took some thought

 

[BRD@66]

.... I expect 2" at the most if all is well. ....

That's ok for you but kind of sad for her.

 

[orbitup]

You can always go club'n with that hunk!

I may have edited it a touch.

 

[rp-]

Give us a pic!

Rather forward, aren't you?!? At least by me a drink first!

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[robertc1024]

2/3.....big one comin up shortly.

TMI