Out Of context Quote Thread

[Southpaw]

Think my wife would grumble too much if I drug her

 

[kbaxter60]

It was hot rubbing up against it all the way down.

That's what she said!

 

[easy rider]

Pound me too.

Recently released?

 

[BRD@66]

I just put mine between my shorts and my undies. That way I don't forget it when I stand up, and nobody can see it while I'm taking care of business. Not too hard.

I'm not sure what not being too hard conveys here, other than, as noted, being more difficult to see. Maybe a "down under" thing.​

 

[TxStetson]

Had to beat it off with a mallet

Ouch!!! Not my idea of feels good.

 

[TheDan]

Well come on girly boys what are you waiting for.

Please stop soliciting on here.

 

[Fosty 2.0]

I'm not sure what not being too hard conveys here, other than, as noted, being more difficult to see. Maybe a "down under" thing.​

Crikey

 

[Southpaw]

after trying many lubes, i'm now using Mobile 1 20W-50 synthetic motorcycle oil

That doesn't leave a rash?

 

[Southpaw]

It's a rather nice specimen.......

I'll take "Things you don't want to hear in the men's room" for $400.

 

[Coiled]

I was standing there dumbfounded
I don't screw around with safety and I always make sure my cans are tight
Now I'll be questioning myself

I just keep things out of my can and safety hasn't been an issue, but I'm not judging.

 

[BRD@66]

I'm sorry, I didn't find it that hard.

Is that what she said?​

 

[Just Geri]

Good luck with your wife's sister.

No offense intended! Best wishes for her getting better!

 

[easy rider]

The whole point of OOC is to offend.

 

[Southpaw]

 

[Southpaw]

Good luck with your wife's sister.

That situation is almost always fraught with failure.

 

[Geezer]

Here's one I always liked, "That extra weight that you've put on looks good on you."

 

[ZX9RCAM]

That situation is almost always fraught with failure.

But not always....

 

[Sam7sf]

Fit is more important than barrel length..

Whatever you gotta tell yourself

 

[Ozzman]

Whatever you gotta tell yourself

Sure thing champ.

 

[Southpaw]

But not always....