Out Of context Quote Thread

[Texasgordo]

I bit on one yesterday.

I hope you apologized afterwards

 

[BeatTheTunaUp]

I hope you apologized afterwards

If you have to apologize, you got the wrong woman

 

[robertc1024]

I go by "SuperDuperExtraSpicyUltraMaga".

Lots of guys fake their condom size, so that's ok.

 

[Otto_Mation]

Lots of guys fake their condom size, so that's ok.

Well it's not very big around but it's short.

 

[popsgarland]

Well it's not very big around but it's short.

 

[Southpaw]

I had the same dilemma. First put some painters tape around the hole. Tap a few time to get it started then drive it home.

I'm assuming the painters tape is an updated version of rolling her in flour???

You can also pinch one end ..to help get it smaller than the hole to help it start out.

Sounds like you are bragging.

lay down a white sheet or towel as mentioned earlier, throw a large sheet over yourself

Are you trying to hide what you look like from her or her from you?

if you use your finger tips and finger nails to get them roughly inline and give it one gentle tap, they’ll make enough friction to allow you to then line them up while in the hole and drive them home.

Finger tips? Finger nails?? Now that is brutally honest.

 

[BRD@66]

^ I missed reading the source thread of these comments. And I'm ok with that.

 

[Dinoble1]

There are some things you don’t want to know.


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[Texasgordo]

we got over two inches last night!

Were you expecting more?

 

[Axxe55]

Were you expecting more?

always hopimg for more!

 

[popsgarland]

Got almost 1 inch here so in the last 2 hours and still raining.

The good news is that it's suppose to stop raining around...Wednesday.

 

[Axxe55]

Got almost 1 inch here so in the last 2 hours and still raining.

The good news is that it's suppose to stop raining around...Wednesday.

we got a turd floater last night!

 

[kbaxter60]

we got a turd floater last night!

Brandon floated by?

 

[Southpaw]

Brandon floated by?

 

[Grumps21]

Welp... I've seen a lot of dick at work.…That shit makes me want even more

I‘m not one to judge, but as long as you are happy…

 

[Southpaw]

I‘m not one to judge, but as long as you are happy…

 

[Texasgordo]

Best I got in the early 2000’s was 55 bucks. Normally 60.

Have to make a living somehow even if it's Gay 4 Pay.

 

[Sasquatch]

Have to make a living somehow even if it's Gay 4 Pay.

$20 is $20, and $20 an hour is almost 3X the minimum wage... you only gotta perform 8X a day, 5 days a week and you're making a solid living.

 

[Sam7sf]

What happens behind a QT is my own business.

 

[Southpaw]

So now I'm curious about what was (or is) the source of the 'banging noises"...

Had you had gone and taken a peak, it sounds like you could have been in the opening scene of every other porno ever made.