Out Of context Quote Thread

[Wolfwood]

Congrats on the BP!

* BP - Brutal Penetration

 

[RetArmySgt]

I like oogling peoples goodies...

 

[Glockster69]

FYI, RAS is a priest.

 

[brocknchrist]

CanTex - you don't have to justify here why you are changing skirts.

Live, Laugh, Love. If that doesn't work, Load, Aim and Fire. (repeat as necessary)

 

[Wolfwood]

I get a lot of hugs at church,some times they touch it nothing
Said...

 

[TheDan]

oh my...

anything can be penetrated

 

[Wolfwood]

:-O

 

[Glockster69]

Mass ... is probably the most important factor ... I could penetrate you ... and all my big hairy mass behind it

 

[Dawico]

Every now and then I get lucky. lol

Yeah, me too. That is what married life is like.

 

[Vaquero]

Yer killin' me! That is some funny stuff.

 

[Vaquero]

from navyguy
"I just buy some when ever I can"

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Hey wolfie they caught you drinkin again

 

[Wolfwood]

lolwut?

 

[Wolfwood]

why jakash buys guns...

1. Because they're cool as hell
2. Because it's like real life COD MW2
3. Because it makes me feel powerful
4. Because it's fun to point them at people and jokingly play rob them

 

[brocknchrist]

Funny, i never took you for an exhibitionist.

You think you know some people but you have no idea...

Live, Laugh, Love. If that doesn't work, Load, Aim and Fire. (repeat as necessary)

 

[codygjohnson]

I have big, fat fumbly fingers

You may not be Mavis Beacon, but I bet the ladies love you...

 

[ChunkyMonkey]

..........it was taking too long to happen naturally.

I think they make a pill to help with that..... **ZING!**

 

[lalonguecarabine]

..........it was taking too long to happen naturally.

I think they make a pill to help with that..... **ZING!**

You missed out on a much funnier part of the quote, dude!:

...it was taking too long to happen naturally.

The biggest difference I got was polishing the top...

OMG!!!

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Its back up and working

Congratulations! I'm sure Mrs. Hippie is thrilled.

 

[ChunkyMonkey]

LOL yeah, I thought about it, but didn't want to split it up, lol.