pappy & his new 20 yr. old bride

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  1. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    So me and Pappy were talking about BC and his adventures with electrical tape. He brings up his new 20 yr. old bride and their first night together. Pappy walks into the bedroom to comsumate the marriage. His new bride points and laughs at him and ask why he's wearing ear muffs, nose plugs, and protection. He says ... well, there are two things on this earth I can't stand. The sound of a screaming woman ... and the smell of burning rubber.

    Go get em Pappy!
     


  2. Texas1911

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    LOL, what the hell is going on in this thread.
     
  3. ReVrEnD_0341

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    Oh shit, I spit Copenhagen all over my screen. I approve of this thread.
     
  4. Wolfwood

    Wolfwood Self Appointed Board Chauvinist TGT Supporter

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    hahaha....

    wait...


    what does that have to do with electrical tape?
     
  5. Texas1911

    Texas1911 TGT Addict

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    You are now entering the Twilight Zone.
     
  6. rsayloriii

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    Ain't that the truth! :crazy-1: :1zhelp: :eek:
     
  7. dbgun

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    :lolz::lolz:
     
  8. MadMo44Mag

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    Yeah funny stuff but there is a story here involving electrical tape soooooo????:icon_popcorn:
     

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