So me and Pappy were talking about BC and his adventures with electrical tape. He brings up his new 20 yr. old bride and their first night together. Pappy walks into the bedroom to comsumate the marriage. His new bride points and laughs at him and ask why he's wearing ear muffs, nose plugs, and protection. He says ... well, there are two things on this earth I can't stand. The sound of a screaming woman ... and the smell of burning rubber. Go get em Pappy!