obviously im making this thread out of humor, so before you give me a lecture about turning the other cheek and yada, its all in good fun. so we all know someone or unfortunately are friends with someone who just wont shut up. when everyone gets together, they have to make fun of other people to direct the attention away from them so no jokes are made towards em. what do you do? i judo slam. if thats not an option, i bust out the dick jokes.