Phucked around and found out thread. Stories of dirtbags doing dirtbag things and taking dirtnaps or finding out the reward isnt as they thought.

[innominate]

Imagens chocantes mostram tentativa de assalto em agência bancária

Homem usou muleta e prótese para entrar no banco com a arma

catve.com

Looks like he got hit in the left carotid. Should have applied a tourniquet.

 

[Lonesome Dove]

This is why you should always carry Bandaids. And now that are made in ethnicity colors there is more reason.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

This is why you should always carry Bandaids. And now that are made in ethnicity colors there is more reason.

Cool but I ain't sucking the poison outta shit..

 

[msharley]

Real life gun fight isn’t anything like Hollywood gun fight.

That dude was leakin’ !

Hey Moon,

This is an educational video.

Even though the perp was dying...he was still trying to kill the Security Man...

Who had made a good hit on the perp...

It could have been much worse...

If a feller/Lady gets a good hit on a perp? KEEP SHOOTING until the THREAT is stopped! (this vid illustrates how the perp could well have killed the Security Man or other patrons....)

 

[BiggyCat]

These stories bring a smile to my lips

 

[mnpshooter]

93-year-old homeowner shoots, critically wounds intruder after crooks kick in his door, attack him: 'I kept telling them I have a shotgun'

A 93-year-old southern California homeowner shot and critically wounded an intruder who was part of a group he said kicked in the door of his Moreno Valley residence after midnight Wednesday and began attacking him. What are the details? Homeowner Joe Teague told KNBC-TV the group — which...

www.theblaze.com

Man 93 shoots intruder after they kicked down his door. Home owner looks like he’s 130lbs soaking wet and used a shot gun.

 

[baboon]

 

[Sasquatch]

Did that bitch just teleport or have a cloaking device? A murdering chick who can teleport or has the ability to become invisible is not someone to **** with I wonder what the dude did to deserve getting shot like that, or if her crazy just squeaked out.

 

[candcallen]

Imagens chocantes mostram tentativa de assalto em agência bancária

Homem usou muleta e prótese para entrar no banco com a arma

catve.com

For the EFL folks, google translate says...

 

[ZX9RCAM]

For the EFL folks, google translate says... View attachment 328931 View attachment 328932

There is literally an English option on the website.

 

[candcallen]

There is literally an English option on the website.

Is the link in Spanish?

I didnt see it but then again I always just click translate.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Is the link in Spanish?

I didnt see it but then again I always just click translate.

When I open his link, I see this...

 

[candcallen]

When I open his link, I see this...

View attachment 328996

I think That's google translate and I dont have my toolbar set up like that on my phone .

ETA never mind I'm a retard, found it.

 

[candcallen]

Lessons learned....
Blood is slippery, dont run thru it.
Keep shooting and never turn your back on a threat.
Dead men can kill even with good first shots.
Finally, keepers are important for duty belts. They keep it on your waist not round your ankles so you dont look more stupid while running and slipping in blood.

 

[Sasquatch]

 

[candcallen]

It's all fun and games till you shit and piss yourselves on video.

 

[mongoose]

My CHL instructor ( very average looking middle aged looking man ) had a big MFer cut the line at Home Depot one morning. When my instructor informed the big guy there was a line of people waiting to check out the big guy turned around and decked my instructor. The big MFer left HD in an ambulance with a broken femur. The big guy phucked around and found out my instructor was a Viet Nam era Green Beret. ( something my instructor had never shared with us ). I found out thru a mutual friend.

 

[Moonpie]

 

[innominate]

Left carotid artery. Seems to be a theme.

 

[candcallen]

You dont put pressure on that. You gotta stick your finger in it like a cork.

Had an inmate walk up once with a wound like that. An officer stuck his finger in it. Saved hit life. Took almost 90 min of finger in there right on the helo into the OR and the surgeon cut the neck open and found part he cou ln d clamp.

Above and beyond if you ask me. I figured the inmate was dead just by the ammount of blood he lost in about 45 seconds from the accident, horse play fight supposedly" to collapsing at the control room door.