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    Dubai tour company offers pirate hunting cruises off horn of Africa

    After years of murders, kidnappings, and heists, the lawless sea near the horn of Africa seems to be getting worse. A Dubai firm is capitalizing on these pirate infested waters with a strange new form of pirate tourism. The tour company, Dubai based Seahunters LLC, sells both 7 and 14 day cruises embarking from Salalah, Oman and Abu Dhabi, UAE. Unlike the quintessential cruise, the cruisers do not board in hopes of devouring mid-morning nacho buffets or snorkeling with dolphins. These cruisers board in hopes of embarking on a hunting trip with the most taboo of target – humans.

    Like any proper cruise, you can choose a type of stateroom with offers ranging from the humble sounding “standard inside” to the opulent “Hemingway suite.” The similarities to any other cruise end abruptly when you begin assembling your personal armory. With offerings such as the predictably yielding “bazooka package” and a “mercenary madness” kit, you can personalize your weapons cache almost endlessly. The “mercenary madness” package includes rental of a M107 .50 caliber sniper rifle, an AR 15 assault rifle, and an 18kt gold plated Desert Eagle pistol. Bow and arrows are also available for purists. Flamethrowers can be rented as well, though require a 3 day licensing course prior to departure.Ports of call include the otherworldly Socotra island known for its Dragon’s Blood trees, and Mogadishu – the most dangerous city on the planet.


    With only 17 rooms, the pearl white yacht is sized to attract attention from opportunistic pirates while spending days drifting aimlessly through the Gulf of Aden. Seahunters does not guarantee that pirates will attempt to board the boat, but in the event that they do, the cruisers are free to defend themselves with their weapons. What this defense entails has been the target of several human rights organizations. Decrying this bizarre form of freelance privateering, many groups feel that baiting the pirates into the line of fire is an extreme example of human insensitivity and a case of morbid exploitation. Seahunters maintains that their program will provide substantial positive externalities such as safer waters due to a fearful pirate population.

    A typical seven night cruise itinerary
    Day 1 – Flight to Salalah Airport from Dubai, welcome dinner and concert
    Day 2 – Boat departs
    Day 3 – At sea
    Day 4 – Mogadishu tank tour
    Day 5 – At sea
    Day 6 – The “Splendor of Socotra” tour on Socotra Island
    Day 7 – At sea
    Day 8 – Return to Salalah

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    V-Tach

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    Lol.....ya'll knew it was too good to be true.........

    ...could it be done?
     

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    As you were bearing down on your first pirate-a rusty old Greenpeace tanker would doubtless Tbone you. It's still a great idea!
     

    Army 1911

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    When I was sailing off the coast of Australia on R&R, there were pirate warnings for various seas around the world. The South China Sea was one that caught my eye as I was stationed in Viet Nam.
     

    karlac

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    When I was sailing off the coast of Australia on R&R, there were pirate warnings for various seas around the world. The South China Sea was one that caught my eye as I was stationed in Viet Nam.

    Same here. Worked those waters, and the Timor sea, on an offshore seismograph crew back in the early 60's. Those waters were full of pirates then, but they were apparently wary of us because of the hundreds of charges we set off every day.
    According to our nautical charts, those waters had last been charted by Captain Cook ...
     
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