Ultimate Power at your Finger Tip!!!
What is it you ask?
Why nothing less than a Pre Mayan Appocolypse erradication super tool!
Your thinking "Mayan appoclypse didn't even happen!" and you'd be correct, and this gun is why!
Professionally converted by Russian Spetznat with adamantium nylon plugs instead of inferior welding!
This high tech russian [assult] shot gun comes with a 100 bullet barrel clip mag.
This is the perfect High Speed/Low Drag set up! Capable of firing both 3" missles and armor piercing bird shot!
Only 55,000 rounds down the pipe! This thing is like new (for having survived the appoclypse).
Considering this will be the last time you ever get to own anything other than a sling shot, or high capacity rubber band or cap gun, my price is cutting my throat!!
This is the only one of it's kind! (with this serial number)
So act now, not later time is running out!!
So by now your asking yourself what can I get this beauty for?!
Well I'm really kicking myself letting it go but I've decieded it's the season of giving so a mere $100,000,000.00 and I'll begrudedly let you walk out of my life with this treasured heirloom!
Please call 713-466- RUBE! or Email at imreallygullible@sucker.org
What is it you ask?
Why nothing less than a Pre Mayan Appocolypse erradication super tool!
Your thinking "Mayan appoclypse didn't even happen!" and you'd be correct, and this gun is why!
Professionally converted by Russian Spetznat with adamantium nylon plugs instead of inferior welding!
This high tech russian [assult] shot gun comes with a 100 bullet barrel clip mag.
This is the perfect High Speed/Low Drag set up! Capable of firing both 3" missles and armor piercing bird shot!
Only 55,000 rounds down the pipe! This thing is like new (for having survived the appoclypse).
Considering this will be the last time you ever get to own anything other than a sling shot, or high capacity rubber band or cap gun, my price is cutting my throat!!
This is the only one of it's kind! (with this serial number)
So act now, not later time is running out!!
So by now your asking yourself what can I get this beauty for?!
Well I'm really kicking myself letting it go but I've decieded it's the season of giving so a mere $100,000,000.00 and I'll begrudedly let you walk out of my life with this treasured heirloom!
Please call 713-466- RUBE! or Email at imreallygullible@sucker.org
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