:banger: President George Bush said each one of us would > > get a $600.00 tax rebate. It was previously slated to be > > $800.00, but they dropped it to a $600.00 tax rebate > > because of various budget problems. > > Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, > > all the money will go to China, if we spend it on > > computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India. > > If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs > > ......and none of these scenarios will help the American > > economy. > > > We need to keep that money here in America .....so the > > only way to keep that money here at home is to drink beer, > > gamble, or spend it on prostitution. Currently it seems that > > these are the only businesses still left in the U.S. > > > I'm Elliot Spitzer and I approve of this message.